deejStuff Is Here!! (Part Three!)

[Digimon2k]

'tis done.

Thing's will get sorted... it just takes a lot of time away from the stuff that really matters, by which I mean the Stuff

 

[Digimon2k]

I'm starting to see comments around that people aren't finding the FireKitty.

I'm wondering if they're looking for something OTHER than the FireKitty.

So...

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

This image ^ replaces the normal flavor image when that flavor goes on sale.

(please broadcast this...)

 

[Poeia]

I actually posted the picture in Deals & Steals. And then someone said he couldn't find FK.

Can you imagine how they would have reacted to the original, "where is the FK hiding" sale?

 

[Digimon2k]

I actually CAN imagine it

as in... I don't need to imagine it...

 

[TravTech]

I used to do a lot of helpdesk. It still amazes me how some people managed to get dressed and find their way to work everyday. More often than not it would be someone making twice my salary.

By applying their same logic and reasoning skills to home life, I could easily picture them drowning, losing limbs, or breaking their necks doing what most of us take for granted in our daily routines.

Company Memo: Our VP of sales was strangled to death this morning by his necktie. Please sign the card and donate toward flowers at my desk. We would be doing this at Mary's desk,the executive secretary, but we haven't heard from her since they put up that 1 block detour on main street for the new sewer grates a month ago. There will be cake and kind words in the break room this afternoon for Fred from accounting who lost both arms to a coffee grinder accident last week.

On the bright side, we're hiring! (It seems we're always hiring.)

 

[Digimon2k]

ever read the instructions and warnings on a box of toothpicks?

 

[Poeia]

Ever read the warning on peanut butter?

Warning: Contains peanuts

 

[CES]

There are warnings on some brands of fudgesicles too. Basically, this product is frozen, so make sure your tongue doesn't stick to it.

Hope you've wrassled the RW into submission Deej.

 

[CES]

Even better, every warning is there because at least once someone, somewhere needed it....

Warning: do not point chainsaw at crotch region
Warning: remove clothing before ironing it

Sigh.....

 

[Digimon2k]

Good morning, CES!

 

[CES]

Good morning Deej

 

[Poeia]

Even better, every warning is there because at least once someone, somewhere needed it....

Warning: do not point chainsaw at crotch region
Warning: remove clothing before ironing it

Sigh.....

Not always. Some of it is because the company's legal department is trying to think of every possible way someone can misuse the product so there is no grounds for a lawsuit.

 

[CES]

Probably....but it's more fun to think of it the other way

 

[TravTech]

Since I started using Deejstuff, my dishes sparkle more, my hair is thicker and fuller, my cat spends more time with me, and chicks really dig me now. People seek my advice more often, my car has more pep, and people actually ask for a second cup of my coffee.

WARNING: Do not pour Deejstuff directly into eyes. Deejstuff is not for the treatments of wounds, fevers, infections, or venereal disease. The above results may not be typical. Your mileage may vary.

 

[Digimon2k]

wait... it's NOT effective against venereal disease???

 

[Poeia]

wait... it's NOT effective against venereal disease???

Ooops?
Did that just explain something for you, deej?

 

[Digimon2k]

heheheheheh

 

[TravTech]

wait... it's NOT effective against venereal disease???

An unsolicited study has attempted to prove that while it doesn't make the warts go away, it does make them less unattractive.

Results are still pending due to lack of volunteers.

 

[TravTech]

Firekitty needs a ittle CPR.

 

[TravTech]

For all intents and purposes...