Mah pinkeye is better. However, l have a cold. I know this, because when I took Theraflu (one step down, and a very small step, if you ask me, from opiates) I magically felt like this "lift" feeling like all airy and "I can do stuff!!!" even though really I can't as much as I think.
I uh, well I love Theraflu so much when I'm sick, I had to ask my Sponsor if drinking it was a sin. She was all like, "Do you use it when you are sick?"
I was all like, "Well NOW I do." And she was like, "You may utilize it when you have the type of illness where Theraflu is APPORPRIATE at the right dose." My sponsor knew by then to get specific with me and etc. So, I have not sinned, I genuinely have a cold.
It does sort of make a cold more bearable, even "entertaining" in a way. As an alcoholic I used to use it as a hangover remedy and it WORKS. But, only for SOME people. My little sister who does NOT have my liver once wandered in all wacky and she was like, "UUUGH I'm going to die, I am going to have the WORST hangover tomorrow."
And I was all sprightly like, "Just drink some Theraflu dude, you will feel WAY better." She did.
20 minutes later she was puking in the toilet and I felt very, very guilty. Also glad she wasn't DEAD. Sometimes, I should just sympathize and not give ADVICE and this was such a time.
Do you think my work will accept this doctor's note tomorrow?
Anna
