Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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They love their numbers and symbolism...
Ever since Thursday afternoon, my work has made me deeply envious of this woman.
Her life looks very restful and pleasant. She clearly has time to sit down for a snack or several on a daily time. LOL.
Even if she is pregnant again I sort of have this sort of envy deep inside. I sort of also think "She'd be too dumb to know how unhappy she was inside."
I guess that's the catty part of me coming out inside and like I probably deserve to wake up in some "switched bodies and not consciousnesses" Disney movie and go "ARGGGFGHHHF."
The first thing I would do though is start a diet. Then, I would enter a planned transient "fugue" state which is this psych diagnosis where you like just wake up and leave without warning and start a new life with NO memories of your past one. Sometimes for years, until they find these people.
If I were caught in that condition I too might utter, "What? Who are you, my husband Hugo? I don't remember you at all Fred and I have been married for five years. I remember the wedding as clear as day, and by that I mean the ONLY wedding not the first OR second you wont' trap me quite that easily.
Come to think, maybe my work state could cause me to wind up on some "Fugue state a deux" with me and the husband.
No one would come looking for us. Trust me.
Anna
Her life looks very restful and pleasant. She clearly has time to sit down for a snack or several on a daily time. LOL.
Even if she is pregnant again I sort of have this sort of envy deep inside. I sort of also think "She'd be too dumb to know how unhappy she was inside."
I guess that's the catty part of me coming out inside and like I probably deserve to wake up in some "switched bodies and not consciousnesses" Disney movie and go "ARGGGFGHHHF."
The first thing I would do though is start a diet. Then, I would enter a planned transient "fugue" state which is this psych diagnosis where you like just wake up and leave without warning and start a new life with NO memories of your past one. Sometimes for years, until they find these people.
If I were caught in that condition I too might utter, "What? Who are you, my husband Hugo? I don't remember you at all Fred and I have been married for five years. I remember the wedding as clear as day, and by that I mean the ONLY wedding not the first OR second you wont' trap me quite that easily.
Come to think, maybe my work state could cause me to wind up on some "Fugue state a deux" with me and the husband.
No one would come looking for us. Trust me.
Anna
Fat shamer...Ever since Thursday afternoon, my work has made me deeply envious of this woman.
Her life looks very restful and pleasant. She clearly has time to sit down for a snack or several on a daily time. LOL.
Even if she is pregnant again I sort of have this sort of envy deep inside. I sort of also think "She'd be too dumb to know how unhappy she was inside."
I guess that's the catty part of me coming out inside and like I probably deserve to wake up in some "switched bodies and not consciousnesses" Disney movie and go "ARGGGFGHHHF."
The first thing I would do though is start a diet. Then, I would enter a planned transient "fugue" state which is this psych diagnosis where you like just wake up and leave without warning and start a new life with NO memories of your past one. Sometimes for years, until they find these people.
If I were caught in that condition I too might utter, "What? Who are you, my husband Hugo? I don't remember you at all Fred and I have been married for five years. I remember the wedding as clear as day, and by that I mean the ONLY wedding not the first OR second you wont' trap me quite that easily.
Come to think, maybe my work state could cause me to wind up on some "Fugue state a deux" with me and the husband.
No one would come looking for us. Trust me.
Anna
shameful...
smh
Well oh my if you 'd like to have your way with the hefty lass before I enter her body and do some major rehabilitation you certainly could. Based on the passel of kids around her she is well, easy. LOL.
Either that or Catholic in which case you have no shot until after the divorce.
Anna
Either that or Catholic in which case you have no shot until after the divorce.
Anna
.............and then you have to wait till after the official annulment. ONLY then and then only you can court the lady. 
thanks @AstroTurf , LOL. I had no idea you could not tolerate jokes about the wider side of life. LOL.
I've dated some tubby men in my time as a matter of fact. If I could marry any actor it would probably be Jack Black because like, LOL, he has a really sick sense of humor.
You could learn from it. He has a great song he sings, on tour, which begins.... "This is a song for the ladies.... well also for your men out there.... But mainly for the ladies."
It pokes a bit a fun at a few revoltingly humorous things.
Anna
But I hear he is a) married and b) by all signs NOT Catholic and I could only cheat on a married man who is Catholic, because pleasure needs to be followed by the right kind of guilt.
I've dated some tubby men in my time as a matter of fact. If I could marry any actor it would probably be Jack Black because like, LOL, he has a really sick sense of humor.
You could learn from it. He has a great song he sings, on tour, which begins.... "This is a song for the ladies.... well also for your men out there.... But mainly for the ladies."
It pokes a bit a fun at a few revoltingly humorous things.
Anna
But I hear he is a) married and b) by all signs NOT Catholic and I could only cheat on a married man who is Catholic, because pleasure needs to be followed by the right kind of guilt.
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