Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Lucky for the goat that nothing was being broiled
If it's living in my apartment that is a .......ned NOT YET.
If a goat materializes SOMEHOW anywhere I am not putting up "Are you missing a goat" signs, I am not getting to "know the goat" I am gutting it on the back porch, (I checked the bylaws it's not prohibited.)
The only good thing about goats are the Meat and Da Cheese.
So yeah, send any free goats my way. Please.
Anna
If a goat materializes SOMEHOW anywhere I am not putting up "Are you missing a goat" signs, I am not getting to "know the goat" I am gutting it on the back porch, (I checked the bylaws it's not prohibited.)
The only good thing about goats are the Meat and Da Cheese.
So yeah, send any free goats my way. Please.
Anna
I never understood those "Deliveries are accepted in the rear" signs. I mean, you see them today, and you are like.... Does that person have no sense of humor whatsoever, or does that person have an AWESOME sense of humor they keep firmly under wraps.
You can't ask. Because there is a 50/50 chance they have NO sense of humor and then you may be barred from entrance by any means from their establishment.
One day. I would like to deliver an Elephant to someone. Not catch it, not ship it or whatever to the location, not feed or befriend it. Just ring some random person's doorbell and say, "Here you go," hand over the rope, and kinda watch events from my rear view mirror. Maybe have someone stay to tape, but that destroys the purity of figuring out what they'd do.
Some of my dreams make me sad because their greatness is matched only by their unattainability.
Unless, that is, I invent something AMAZING. Like the Chia pet.
Or, I marry rich to my third husband but there will be no third husband I don't think?
Anna
You can't ask. Because there is a 50/50 chance they have NO sense of humor and then you may be barred from entrance by any means from their establishment.
One day. I would like to deliver an Elephant to someone. Not catch it, not ship it or whatever to the location, not feed or befriend it. Just ring some random person's doorbell and say, "Here you go," hand over the rope, and kinda watch events from my rear view mirror. Maybe have someone stay to tape, but that destroys the purity of figuring out what they'd do.
Some of my dreams make me sad because their greatness is matched only by their unattainability.
Unless, that is, I invent something AMAZING. Like the Chia pet.
Or, I marry rich to my third husband but there will be no third husband I don't think?
Anna
So many possible responses...
And so little time?!?
oh well, watcha gonna dew?
Whats gray? And comes in quarts?
LOLz
Pumpkin Spice is in the Fall., And weez a comin!
So sit ur Margarita Asses down, and drink up.!
I actually prefer Peppermint Mocha
Things have gotten a LOT darker since Candid Camera (which I have never seen until now.)
Try Watching ALONE: 1 million dollars for like, 100 days in the Arctic Tundra.
Seriously I think this last one was a tie. All 3 contestants left died at the same time.
Here is an earlier season.
Stop anytime. It's pretty grim. "I gotta keep my hopes up I just got a stay positive here. That's the only one thing."
I had a day like that today, only it only lasted 879 HOURS not you know, days.
It was one of my worst work days EVER. I kid you not.
Anna
Try Watching ALONE: 1 million dollars for like, 100 days in the Arctic Tundra.
Seriously I think this last one was a tie. All 3 contestants left died at the same time.
Here is an earlier season.
Stop anytime. It's pretty grim. "I gotta keep my hopes up I just got a stay positive here. That's the only one thing."
I had a day like that today, only it only lasted 879 HOURS not you know, days.
It was one of my worst work days EVER. I kid you not.
Anna
More like "A Tale of Three Angry Russians"!!!awww, she trying to help the young man from falling.... she's so nice.
LOLz
That is the luckiest cow alive.... Provided it's not a beef cow.
Charlotte's Web teaches us early and often that you can get sentimental about pigs but not spiders.
Wait.
Anna
Charlotte's Web teaches us early and often that you can get sentimental about pigs but not spiders.
Wait.
Anna
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