I think my Dream Place would be like a large comfortable cocktail bar with comfortable seating and booths with discrete extraction systems and a menu to choose from.
There'd be waiter/waitresses to bring your orders/samples, and a fast dispense area selling vg/pg and nic liquid on draught by the pint to take away.
There would be no games machines nor TV but the walls would be lined with books and the booths would offer a choice of quiet background music.
The place would also offer a Quick Fit style repair and service bay which made coils and wicks to order, and offered mod customisation.
But that's not going to happen is it?
This town has two vape shops, both of which used to be good, sold gear I was interested in and also stocked DIY stuff, now ( and I know it's market forces ) they stock Pods, high power gear aimed at cool young cloud chasers, fancy nancy low nic overpriced sweet liquids, and not a lot else.
They are understaffed and any time I've been in I've been stuck behind some old lady, in to get a coil for a friend, who doesn't know what kind of device the said friend has, asks to see all the coils, wants to chat for ages etc ... so I buy online now.