Well, I guess I'm lost then. I remember having a few as a kid, but they were stocking stuffers. I always just ate the candy out of the pack haha. Then again, I think they were a little before my time...
I actually wasn't directing that toward you, but I'm gonna reply anyway. I can tell we are very different people already haha. Yes, I have hair. A little too much right now actually. It's starting to get in the way and take too much effort. My girlfriend is always jealous of how easy it is to take care of when it gets long. Her jealousy is lost on me. If it takes more effort than drying when I get out of the shower, it's too much. I don't really like hats much, and only wear them in the snow. Most of my clothes are dark colors. I like to keep it subtle. Function over form, generally, for me.
I love getting new tanks, because it is a new experience, and something new to tinker with. That is also why I like getting more wicks and wire, because it can change the vaping experience, and I find tinkering fun. Juice, I always want to try new juice. FLAVORS! If I had the same problem as the OP, I might consider a new tip at that point too, but if it doesn't change the vape, ehh.
EDIT: Btw, thank you OP for bringing up this interesting fact, and sorry for the hijacking.