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While a little boy was at school, his cat died. Worried about how he would take the news when he got home, his mother consoled him and said: "Don't worry, darling. Tiger is in Heaven with God now."
The boy looked at her and said: "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"
The boy looked at her and said: "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"
A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one Snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said: "You shouldn't be eating so much candy, it'll rot your teeth, it's just bad for you to eat so much candy."
The little boy looked up and said: "My grandfather lived to be 95 years old."
The older man asked: "Oh? By eating Snickers candy bars?"
The little boy said: "No...... by minding his own business."
The little boy looked up and said: "My grandfather lived to be 95 years old."
The older man asked: "Oh? By eating Snickers candy bars?"
The little boy said: "No...... by minding his own business."
A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one Snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said: "You shouldn't be eating so much candy, it'll rot your teeth, it's just bad for you to eat so much candy."
The little boy looked up and said: "My grandfather lived to be 95 years old."
The older man asked: "Oh? By eating Snickers candy bars?"
The little boy said: "No...... by minding his own business."
....and then the older man smacked the smart alec little boy with his cane.....
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