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This makes me laugh. I had 2 dogs that belonged to two different homes down the street come and lay on my lawn everyday too
One I think was to try and get away frum the young kids in his home fer the day and the other was lonely while the people went to work I got used to their visits and played with them while they enjoyed their relaxing retreat in my yard 
Animal Joke
Adapted from submittal by kev rice from United Kingdom
A man takes his hamster to the vet.
After a quick look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador Retriever.
The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
"There," says the vet, ”Your hamster is dead."
Still not happy, the man asks for a third opinion.
The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat.
The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.
"It's definitely dead sir," says the vet.
Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes.
"That will be $1000, please."
"A THOUSAND DOLLARS? Just to tell me my hamster is dead?!" fumes the man.
"Well", says the vet,
"There's my diagnosis,
the lab report
and the cat scan."
Adapted from submittal by kev rice from United Kingdom
A man takes his hamster to the vet.
After a quick look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador Retriever.
The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
"There," says the vet, ”Your hamster is dead."
Still not happy, the man asks for a third opinion.
The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat.
The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.
"It's definitely dead sir," says the vet.
Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes.
"That will be $1000, please."
"A THOUSAND DOLLARS? Just to tell me my hamster is dead?!" fumes the man.
"Well", says the vet,
"There's my diagnosis,
the lab report
and the cat scan."
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