OK, here's my first round:
If you had a favorite vaping mug, beer stein or wine glass, what vape-related saying would be inscribed on its side?
My lungs over my liver.
If you had a funny drink coaster, what vape-related saying would make you smile every time you lifted your DV coffee mug for a sip?
Have you checked your ohms lately?
If you had an inspirational pen, what vape-related saying would be written on the side?
Don't vape the ink, please!
If you had a clever ballcap, what vape-related saying would be written over the bill?
A vape for a shade.
If you had a preferred T-shirt, what vape-related saying would you wear proudly?
Monkeys vape it better.
If you had a handy tote bag, what vape-related saying would you like to show to the world?
I go ape over vaping supplies sales.
If you got a vaping tattoo, what vape-related saying would be indelibly etched on your body?
I look good because I vape.