I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.
French Toast during the Renaissance.
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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you
see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
There must be a Walmart around the corner...
But, of course, there is a Wal Mart around EVERY corner.
REAL SCIENCE TEST ANSWERS
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops.
For fainting: Rub the persons chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.
For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.
For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.
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