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Well you two enjoy that age difference while you can.
Mr lolady was 12 years younger than me when we met, but he's had so many birthdays since then, I'm sure he's much older than I am now.
So in seven minutes since I told you to get spawning you not only spawned but created new species?
MacMac, don't take the screen name so seriously. Take your time and enjoy the lady a bit. ;-) -Magnus
ROFL! This place is on a roll! I haven't stopped laughing since I clicked the link tonight!
Don't forget ducttape-the handiest tool in any home haha.
Test tubes my friend...and accelerated initial growth
and if not our names then what are we...
and if not our names then what are we...
Notice what/who killed the thread. *sigh*
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MadMac, seriously man...... the test tubes will wait, really, the lady can't wait all her life. Put on some, umm, who is it now? John Coltrane? And get to work! I expect to see a mini-you in 9 months time. -Magnus
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MadMac, seriously man...... the test tubes will wait, really, the lady can't wait all her life. Put on some, umm, who is it now? John Coltrane? And get to work! I expect to see a mini-you in 9 months time. -Magnus
If the rest of ECF had the slightest idea what they are missing in not participating in this thread we REALLY wouldn't be able to keep up in here.
So the wifey's ears must've been burning because she came home and showed herself. And asked for sex. I get that I'm a guy and all but that's not cool.
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You know what's funny? A drunk Scotsman calling in the middle of the night in a panic about lost data. It's hard enough to understand anything he says, much less what he says drunk. It sounds like somebody hung an actual English speaker by the tongue and made him recite Old English Shakespeare verses.
So I'm pretty sure I didn't provide any help because I was too busy trying to impersonate him. He'll call back in a few hours when he is sober. I hope. -Magnus
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You know what's funny? A drunk Scotsman calling in the middle of the night in a panic about lost data. It's hard enough to understand anything he says, much less what he says drunk. It sounds like somebody hung an actual English speaker by the tongue and made him recite Old English Shakespeare verses.
So I'm pretty sure I didn't provide any help because I was too busy trying to impersonate him. He'll call back in a few hours when he is sober. I hope. -Magnus
Sorry - I'm switching back and forth between this window and my floor plan program. Having issues getting a kitchen counter with funky angles right!
Plus, I just wasn't sure what to say about that test tube comment! LOL!
Plus, I just wasn't sure what to say about that test tube comment! LOL!
Sorry - I'm switching back and forth between this window and my floor plan program. Having issues getting a kitchen counter with funky angles right!
Plus, I just wasn't sure what to say about that test tube comment! LOL!
I didn't really know what to say either but I know I would not doubt his ability to pull that off.
We're catching on. But try as I might...I am lost
Alright, let me bring you up to speed:
There was a Merry Band of Vapers who set out to change the world one Smoker at a time. They came across the Quit Smoking Forums Board (Q) and started spreading their Merry Message. Then out of nowhere Loki, Bellatrix Lestrange, Ilse Koch, and a guy names Fred showed up and started spitting ebola nonsense on the Merry Messengers.
Then Fred, posing as a benevolent moderator, posted some rules.
Then chaos took even further control because it appears Loki, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Ilse Koch are illiterate which is remarkable since they cut-and-paste nonsense so epic it's quite passable as human intelligence.
Then there was Spaghetti and Peanut Butter and Pickles.
Some Columbus and Indians.
Lots of DIY juices with a touch of computer geekery and a big side of firearms and zombies.
A double-faced-double-agent whose name will not be uttered for fear of the appearance of a supposed Nicodemon.
Hrmm.
Lots of smiley faces and women who seem unaffected by age.
Oh yeah, rewind a bit and there was this Fondu Dude who decided to get into telephone and conveniently renamed himself.
There is a nudist with a sharp tongue.
There is Magnus failing at flirting. Twice.
Then lots of cute kids and webcams of Australia.
And then you've been here for the rest. Welcome! -Magnus
And if you hang around for a few more pages MadMac is going to spawn intelligent life out of a test tube. Invariably the first version of this intelligent life will end up on the Q board fighting against its creator. The second version will send a Terminator back in time to kill MadMac which will cause this strange space-time issue that I'll try to fix but Michael Bay will step in with big sentient machines with names like Optimus Prime and save the day. And somewhere along the way a Victoria's Secret model will appear and Sallie's Husband will say "Fuhgeddaboutit"... -Magnus
I really didn't have sex with her. I'm not ~that~ pig-headish. Close but not quite. -Magnus
I've been here since the other thread and that got me lost.
I omitted the cannibalism in the timeline, that would've given you the bearing you needed.
Although it's more likely I'm just off my rocker w/ rage about now and am nonsensical. -Magnus
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