Ack - glad it was just "almost" - would hate to hear it actually hurt someone from laughing. heh
When I was on a quest to find my perfect flavors, trying everything under the sun, I used to blow clouds toward my wife, because it was always entertaining to see what she thought it smelled like. One evening, we'd had a few glasses of wine, and I blew something at her (don't actually remember what it was), but she sat there and sniffed and sniffed, with a furrowed brow, and finally popped out "what is that, a muffin?" and something about the way she said it made us laugh like idiots for like 20 minutes... so I had to toss that in there. Don't think my delivery was as funny as hers though.