OK, I think I've got it.
So the shirts should be: XXL with medium logo on the front, large logo on the back, in maroon or day-glo purple, two pockets, zip front, V-neck with scoop neck option, long sleeves (can be cut off if not wanted), possibly with a hood, and iron-on transfers supplied for extra bling if wanted, plus a Spaky & Mike alternative image for nut jobs.
Should be no problem at all then.
exactly. could we have tie dyed with neon green too?