Cats really have it made! My cat only gives me any kind of attention when I'm near his food dish. Spoiled brat!
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I can't help it!!! This was just too funny. I thought of you Wild and Vicks when I got this ...
Ahem...
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'
'I am sorry if I disturbed you , ' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was very curious, 'I happen to be a doctor and I have never heard of that condition before,' he said. 'Are you taking anything to help it?'
The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper'.
Ahem...
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'
'I am sorry if I disturbed you , ' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was very curious, 'I happen to be a doctor and I have never heard of that condition before,' he said. 'Are you taking anything to help it?'
The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper'.
I can't help it!!! This was just too funny. I thought of you Wild and Vicks when I got this ...
Ahem...
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'
'I am sorry if I disturbed you , ' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was very curious, 'I happen to be a doctor and I have never heard of that condition before,' he said. 'Are you taking anything to help it?'
The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper'.
Da-yam.....beats having a cell phone set to vibrate in your pocket...
And just why would that particular story make you think of Wild and myself...hmmmmm....was it something we said?
Da-yam.....beats having a cell phone set to vibrate in your pocket...
And just why would that particular story make you think of Wild and myself...hmmmmm....was it something we said?
Or did.......
tee-hee!!!
Or did.......
tee-hee!!!
All I did was type....
I'm innocent, I tell ya.....INNOCENT!
All I did was type....
Uh-huh..... that's what they all say...
Uh-huh..... that's what they all say...
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it....regardless of your evidence...
That was some high-quality gloss - I can see my reflection in your.....8-o
chest.
Has anyone ever heard of Alan Sherman? He was a comedian in the 60's 70's. Here's a clip of probably the most famous......Camp Granada...
I've been all over YouTube trying to find one wiht Molly Malone, but no luck....
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I've been all over YouTube trying to find one wiht Molly Malone, but no luck....
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Anybody out there remember Alan Sherman? He was a comedian back in the 60's & 70's....
I've been all over YouTube trying to find the Molly Malone song "her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide..." but no such luck...
Here's another good one, though...Camp Granada.
YouTube - camp grenada with lyrics
I've been all over YouTube trying to find the Molly Malone song "her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide..." but no such luck...
Here's another good one, though...Camp Granada.
YouTube - camp grenada with lyrics
Wow!!! that brings back some memories! Thanks!
Along the same lines as Allan Sherman, this guy has to be my favorite. Search him on Youtube and laugh your A** off!!
Enjoy a quicky from Tom Lehrer!
YouTube - Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
I can't help you with the Allan Sherman version, but here is the traditional irish version.
Enjoy!
YouTube - Molly Malone
BiteMe52 said:
Funny - and a bit creepy - he was happy about poisoning them pidgeons...
Oh... he's got some hilarious stuff out there. He makes my twisted heart go pit-a-pat!!! LOL
Oh... he's got some hilarious stuff out there. He makes my twisted heart go pit-a-pat!!! LOL
I did find the Sherman version of Molly Malone in a special box set sold by Barnes & Noble - unfortunately, they want some mega $$ for it - it was over 100 for the set....I'm going to have to think long & hard on that one....my dad's a huge fan, so maybe a Christmas present (which I will copy onto my computer first
)I'll be doing some surfing on YouTube this weekend - about all I'm up for...You have a great Memorial Day weekend, yourself, Chris...
Oh... he's got some hilarious stuff out there. He makes my twisted heart go pit-a-pat!!! LOL
Now, about this twisted heart, thing.... 8-o anybody up for a joke?
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar.....
the bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
I don't get it
Well, you see......so many jokes start.....and the...... wanted to cut out the middleman....... just the punchline...
You get it now?
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