***ON TOPIC***The Emerald City Post

[The Wiz]

Emerald City Post


Headline: Daily News Abounds!
Dateline: June 5, 2009


Great and wonderful morning to you all, my gentle Emeraldites! It is a fabulous morning in our great City, the sun is shining, the stormclouds have passed, and the wind gently tickles the dew off the grass.

Our great and tender Princess Ozma has passed her ordeal, with the Wiz standing stalwart beside her. All of Emerald City lifted their hearts and prayers for our kind and gentle first family of Oz! It was a beautiful sight, and brought a tear to my eye to see every window in Oz last night flickering with the flame of candles, as Emeraldites sat in vigil - sending their love and affection to our great ones!

The temporary leaders of Oz stayed closeted in the palace conference rooms yesterday, no doubt planning some spectacular gala not, as I reported earler, a decadant debauchery, but now a welcoming home event for the blessed family!

We still wait, anxiously in the wings, for the appointment of our own dear DiKerry, the naughty shower bunny, which was put on hold pending the serious medical issues surrounding the Princess.

In related news, our good witch, Angl, too, has had a spell of bad news, as her daughter was also sent under the knife of the surgeon. We all wish her, and her family, support, love and affection in this trial they are facing. With the prayers of Emerald behind you, the only outcome can be a positive one! Stay strong, my dear good witch, and come back to us whole of heart and mind!

The fairy queen has returned from her tryst with Houdini, although there are very few details on this story, I shall endeavour to dig deeper to find the truth to this matter! Perhaps she, too, was under some evil spell, cast from afar from that black-hearted vagrant still on the loose. Well, rest assured, gentle Emeraldites, that I will get to the bottom of this story, and report facts only!

Another Emeraldite has vanished! Where, and what has happened, to our dear Laynies! Last seen in a horrible state of mind wandering in from outside the mighty gates of Oz, she was reported to have whispered "I can't take it anymore," before she wandered off into the stormy night. No one has seen her since. Gentle Emeraldites, if you see her, please.....take care of her! She must be under some new-foul influence!

The dungeon was quiet last night, for the first time in many months....perhaps this signals an end to the nightly perversions going on inside? The Wicked one has noted there appeared a new door - not in her original refirbushment plans, and she does not appear to have the key to unlock it. Also, there are strange and unusual noises coming from behind that door - what possibly could have happened, here!

Lastly, I have accepted, with great gratitude, the title of Poet Laurate for my extensive work in this Post. I thank all Emeraldites for this honor, and will continue to act, and write, accordingly.

Gentle Emeraldites, I bid you good morning!

Vicks.......Thanks for the Morning Post....Needed to catch up with all I missed and that seemed to fit the bill....another excellent job of reporting!!The Wiz!

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Kendra - love the photos! There's no fairy magic at work, here....it's pure artistic talant!

 

[Kendra]

Kendra - love the photos! There's no fairy magic at work, here....it's pure artistic talant!

Thanks! But, it isn't me-- it's my photo staff (and they are magic. Really).

 

[The Wiz]

Kendra - love the photos! There's no fairy magic at work, here....it's pure artistic talant!

Oh....Please let it be Magic!!! I want to be young again!!!The Wiz!

 

[Kendra]

Oh....Please let it be Magic!!! I want to be young again!!!The Wiz!

You should have come to Emerald City earlier, Wiz. .. nobody ages in Oz, as you must know. I'll see what I can do, though!

 

[Kendra]

 

[The Wiz]

NOW THAT IS ME!!!!(Who shaved my chest though??)..LOL..Thanks Kendra!!The Wiz!!!

 

[BiteMe]

Vicks!!!!! You told me the Wiz didn't know about the hot tub we had built!!!8-o

What're we gonna do now???



OMG!!!! I wonder what else he found!!!

 

[The Wiz]

Vicks!!!!! You told me the Wiz didn't know about the hot tub we had built!!!8-o

What're we gonna do now???



OMG!!!! I wonder what else he found!!!

Splish! Splash!....Man I am young again!!!..Look at that hair!!The Wiz!

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Splish! Splash!....Man I am young again!!!..Look at that hair!!The Wiz!

Whoooo! Hot damn - Wiz...... Niiiiiice!

 

[fenez]

Ahhh now it all makes sense.... wiz went in to the hospital for some cosmetic surgery... pectoral implants.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Emerald City Post




Headline: OFFICIAL ROYAL DECREE!!
Dateline: June 5, 2009




Good Evening, Gentle Emeraldites! I have fantastic news of great tidings in our fair city. The Great and Shining Light of Oz has returned - and has approved the appointment of our own DiKerry, set into motion by the temporary co-rulers of Oz in his absence.

I would like to say, I was apprehensive at first about the Wiz allowing that scandelous and wanton harlot, the Wicked one herself, free reign in Emerald without his firm and guiding hand in place, but the stalwart and dependable protector, BiteMe, was as effective in keeping the reigns tightly in place. I must beg the forgiveness of our great Wiz for doubting his wisdom in ruling our beautiful city!

The three were closeted in the royal chambers for a good portion of the day, hammering out an agreement and appointment of our lovely DiKerry, who has come late to our shining city, but has done so much good as to warrant a title in Oz. It is my great pleasure to announce this decree, even before the official word has been given.

DiKerry, your appointment in Oz, forever and thereafter, shall be the wonderful and wise Auntie Em - our chief of sage guidance and morale! Your wit and wisdom have not gone unnoticed by the citizens of this city, Dear Di - now known as Em - and I am certain you will keep spirits UP high as you counsel all who need your guidance!

**and keep other things up as well.....Heeeeeehehehehehe!**

Gentle Emeraldites, please join me in celebration of this fine appointment!

 

[BiteMe]

Emerald City Post




Headline: OFFICIAL ROYAL DECREE!!
Dateline: June 5, 2009




Good Evening, Gentle Emeraldites! I have fantastic news of great tidings in our fair city. The Great and Shining Light of Oz has returned - and has approved the appointment of our own DiKerry, set into motion by the temporary co-rulers of Oz in his absence.

I would like to say, I was apprehensive at first about the Wiz allowing that scandelous and wanton harlot, the Wicked one herself, free reign in Emerald without his firm and guiding hand in place, but the stalwart and dependable protector, BiteMe, was as effective in keeping the reigns tightly in place. I must beg the forgiveness of our great Wiz for doubting his wisdom in ruling our beautiful city!

The three were closeted in the royal chambers for a good portion of the day, hammering out an agreement and appointment of our lovely DiKerry, who has come late to our shining city, but has done so much good as to warrant a title in Oz. It is my great pleasure to announce this decree, even before the official word has been given.

DiKerry, your appointment in Oz, forever and thereafter, shall be the wonderful and wise Auntie Em - our chief of sage guidance and morale! Your wit and wisdom have not gone unnoticed by the citizens of this city, Dear Di - now known as Em - and I am certain you will keep spirits UP high as you counsel all who need your guidance!

**and keep other things up as well.....Heeeeeehehehehehe!**

Gentle Emeraldites , please join me in celebration of this fine appointment!

Let me join in the frivolity and festivities (as if I wasn't gonna anyway!) and wish Auntie Em the heartiest of congratulations on her new appointment. I've no doubt that she will rise to the occasion. As Chief sage of our morals........ Oops.... darn reading glasses.... that should be morale,

Darn!!!!! My 2nd speach and I screw it all up!!!!

Sorry Di... er...um.... Em.

As I was saying.... As Chief of sage guidance and MORALE (whew!!!) I predict she will have the opportunity to not only guide us in our daily activities, .... crack the whip when she sees us soften in our resolve. I'm sure she can firm up our standards, and bring us to the climax that we all want and deserve!

Congratulations!!!



So there!!!

 

[The Wiz]

Whoooo! Hot damn - Wiz...... Niiiiiice!

All I need to do now is color my eyebrows to match my great hair!!!!The Wiz!

 

[Kendra]

Lastly, I have accepted, with great gratitude, the title of Poet Laurate for my extensive work in this Post. I thank all Emeraldites for this honor, and will continue to act, and write, accordingly.

 

[Kendra]

All I need to do now is color my eyebrows to match my great hair!!!!The Wiz!

you're very picky.

 

[Di]

you're very picky.

holy googly moogly, I never knew you were such a spunk, wiz,
here I have been flirting with others on another sub-forum,
just look what I never knew was right under my nose........

and I agree with you wiz, I looooove chest hairz to play with......

thank goodness the photo is cut where it is,
or we would all be rising to the occasion.......8-o

 

[Di]

Emerald City Post




Headline: OFFICIAL ROYAL DECREE!!
Dateline: June 5, 2009




Good Evening, Gentle Emeraldites! I have fantastic news of great tidings in our fair city. The Great and Shining Light of Oz has returned - and has approved the appointment of our own DiKerry, set into motion by the temporary co-rulers of Oz in his absence.

I would like to say, I was apprehensive at first about the Wiz allowing that scandelous and wanton harlot, the Wicked one herself, free reign in Emerald without his firm and guiding hand in place, but the stalwart and dependable protector, BiteMe, was as effective in keeping the reigns tightly in place. I must beg the forgiveness of our great Wiz for doubting his wisdom in ruling our beautiful city!

The three were closeted in the royal chambers for a good portion of the day, hammering out an agreement and appointment of our lovely DiKerry, who has come late to our shining city, but has done so much good as to warrant a title in Oz. It is my great pleasure to announce this decree, even before the official word has been given.

DiKerry, your appointment in Oz, forever and thereafter, shall be the wonderful and wise Auntie Em - our chief of sage guidance and morale! Your wit and wisdom have not gone unnoticed by the citizens of this city, Dear Di - now known as Em - and I am certain you will keep spirits UP high as you counsel all who need your guidance!

**and keep other things up as well.....Heeeeeehehehehehe!**

Gentle Emeraldites, please join me in celebration of this fine appointment!

Wow, you guys, I am overawed, thankyou for your generous praise and appointment here in the city.

I have always tried to be an uplifting influence on all I come in contact with, I really enjoy getting a rise out of people......
I strive always to raise the spirits of those close to me.
By taking friends firmly in hand, we all strive to rush to fruition,
Life can become hard if we allow ourselves to be manipulated
I have always found that frequent manual stimulation always
results in the best end being achieved.

I accept the appointment as your moral s / e officer
I will do my best to keep the aussie end up,
and the british end, and the american, and the ........
oh, bugger it, I will endeavour to do it, all ends up.

if you have a personal problem, or a moral dilemma,
that is getting on top of you,
.............just ask Di,
I am here to get it off for you.

 

[strayling]

WELCOME TO OUR FAIR EMERALD CITY, SPIKEY AND STRAYLING!!!

Hi there! I'm mainly in lurk mode at the moment because it's summer and outside beats hanging out on the computer I'll stop by the City every now and then though.

 

[Wildsky]

I thought I would add to the news, we got HAMMERED by a nice big storm tonight, we were under Tornado warning and were in the basement when the hail really hit!
My veggie garden took a hit, as did my apple tree's... the stupid ducks didn't even run for the coop - they were under the apple tree's the whole time.

Horse barn

Duck bathing in a puddle (my apple trees in the back ground)

The beauty!