fart jokes

[brandeeashlynn]

i wanted to see if anyone knew any fart jokes here? I am just curious and BUZZED here is one I though was funny. WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you're feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation

WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it's silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you've been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
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[Rhetoric Camel]

another good time to fart is on a crowded dance floor, you want to see some funny reactions try it out, haha. Some people will act like they don't smell it but the look on there faces lets you know that they sure do smell something disgusting. If it's light on the dance floor don't give yourself away by laughing as hard as it is to control yourself.

 

[happily]

hopefully this thread maintains that DRY sense of humor