FDA Should Ban Goats!

[mooreted]

As long as the FDA and it's various pundits are trying to ban or regulate e-ciggs due to health concerns especially regarding cancer risks they should also ban goats!

Goats could increase the risk of a rare lung cancer

 

[dordas23]

Please don't give those so-and-so's any ideas

 

[Wingapo]

They should ban the FDA too as it's the one most responsible for our health risks.

 

[John Phoenix]

Oh no. Looks like i'm gonna have to tell Molly she cant live here anymore. And just when I got her to stop shedding in bed too. Years of work down the drain.

 

[mooreted]

Poor Molly! But, after all, there are no studies on the safety of goats, especially their carcinogenic effects on children and second-hand goat breath so we should ban goats right away!

 

[Wingapo]

While we're at it could we ban teletubbies and frozen pizzas too?

 

[mooreted]

While we're at it could we ban teletubbies and frozen pizzas too?

I'll second that.

 

[mooreted]

I wonder what "professional contact" with goats is. Sounds kind of creepy to me.

 

[Wingapo]

It might bring up legal complications with certain groups of sheep herders everywhere. Also freedom of choice might have a problem with it too.

 

[Iffy]

Baaaaad FDA...