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I'd nudge @Bad Ninja with my elbow...hey baby, look a vaper in the wild, should we acknowledge him/her?
Offer them some of our juice in case they are running low?
Seeing vapers in the wild can be a challenge in itself, they are a rare elusive breed. Tracking can be difficult if no clouds are present.
I'd probably have to take a selfie with said vaper, for proof that they do exist
Offer them some of our juice in case they are running low?
Seeing vapers in the wild can be a challenge in itself, they are a rare elusive breed. Tracking can be difficult if no clouds are present.
I'd probably have to take a selfie with said vaper, for proof that they do exist
Agreed! But they can be caught. Take a medium sized coffee can that is sealed on both ends. Drill a hole in the top big enough to squeeze a hand through and secure it on top of something solid. Now slip a mod, preferably a shiny stainless steel mech mod inside. Free range vapers (FRV) love stainless steel, can't resist it. Then just keep your distance and wait. Soon or later a FRV will try to get the mod out, trapping their hand inside. Much like raccoons, they won't let go of the mod even though their hand is stuck. The FRV is now yours by law to do with as you please but in the spirit of ethical hunting (and since they aren't good for eating) catch and release is encouraged.
One wonders how you know they aren't good for eating...
How to catch a vaper at the airport...
Super glue a shiny mod at the bottom of the down escalator and watch for the pile up
Super glue a shiny mod at the bottom of the down escalator and watch for the pile up
Oh geez snork, what are you trying to do?
Here are some possible answers, so just pick your favorite...
1) Complain to "management" and eventually they will not let people bring them into the airport
2) Give you dirty looks and start to hate all vapers under my breath
3) Not care and move on with my life
4) Appreciate that you are "normalizing" vaping and give you a high five
5) Break out a cigarette because smoking is obviously okay in this establishment
6) Pull you over and let you know that you are giving all vapers a bad name
7) Fake cough and move my child away from you as fast as possible
8) Walk through any cloud you may produce so that it can kill the germs that surround me
9) Insert WHATEVER else here
Here are some possible answers, so just pick your favorite...
1) Complain to "management" and eventually they will not let people bring them into the airport
2) Give you dirty looks and start to hate all vapers under my breath
3) Not care and move on with my life
4) Appreciate that you are "normalizing" vaping and give you a high five
5) Break out a cigarette because smoking is obviously okay in this establishment
6) Pull you over and let you know that you are giving all vapers a bad name
7) Fake cough and move my child away from you as fast as possible
8) Walk through any cloud you may produce so that it can kill the germs that surround me
9) Insert WHATEVER else here
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It's a long story involving a plane crash in the Andes with a soccer team....I don't want to get into it but I will say this, people who claim they can't speak English will suddenly start speaking English when they see you holding a carving knife over what used to be Luigi and you say "I hope you like Italian!"
Thats why I moved to Cali.
When the apocalypse comes, Im surrounded by unarmed, organic fed vegans.
I prep by stocking bullets and BBQ sauce.
When the apocalypse comes, Im surrounded by unarmed, organic fed vegans.
I prep by stocking bullets and BBQ sauce.
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