Free Joyetech 650mAh eGo-T kit and eJuice – Contest from High Desert Ecigs

[Brewtus]

This contest will apply to all customers who have placed an order in the month of November for $20 or more. On November 30^th we will randomly select 1 customer to receive a brand new Joye eGo-T kit along with 2 – 10mL bottles of our hand-crafted ejuice. All you have to do is place an order for $20 or more before Nov 30^th at 10pm MST, then come back to this thread and post your favorite joke –that’s it.

Now’s your chance to get some great products and excellent prices, and receive a free eGo-T kit and ejuice an $89 value AND put a smile on other peoples faces at the same time.

**For all customers who placed an order prior to this contest, you will also be eligible for the contest provided your order was for over $20 and you post your favorite joke here in this thread.

 

[Brewtus]

Were getting a lot of views for this offer, but no posts yet and I want to keep this thread visible so here's a little bump. If you have any question about the contest, please feel free to let me know.

 

[zelda]

I''ll make the first post then.

Nice contest with a great prize - thanks.

Those are very good prices on your products.

I'm happy to see you have a lot of DIY products and my favorite flavoring - Flavorwest.

Welcome and good luck with your business.

 

[Starlight682]

you also have great prices on boge low resistant and standard resistant cartomizers @5.99, I'm going to have to pick some up at that price !!!

 

[Brewtus]

Thanks Starlight, it's our goal to make sure we bring you great prices AND great customer service. We still have around 10 boxes of each type left in stock. Get em while you can. =)

 

[Brewtus]

I''ll make the first post then.

Nice contest with a great prize - thanks.

Those are very good prices on your products.

I'm happy to see you have a lot of DIY products and my favorite flavoring - Flavorwest.

Welcome and good luck with your business.

Thank you Zelda, we work day and night to make sure our customers are satisfied. I hope to be able to earn your business as well.

We will be specializing in DIY products and eJuice. I have some exciting additions to post this week. Just as a sneak peek, I'll let you know what we will be adding: PG, VG, Nic base, and some very reasonably priced amber glass 1oz bottles for DIY flavor storage. As soon as they come in, I'll add the products to the site and reply back and let everyone know.

 

[Rissa]

You didn't ask for the order number that I can see but it's 111113-180739-7697

My favorite joke:

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding
on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain.

"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame.

"Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was it?" asks his wife.

"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."

"Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think you should help him."

The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes the answer.

"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.

 

[Starlight682]

alright just placed my order glad i got some of those cartomizers now for a joke hmmmm I'm horrible at jokes but here it goes lol

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot's caught in the door!

ok so not the funniest but a joke non the less

 

[Brewtus]

Thanks for your order starlight. I'll have that shipped out in the morning, and thanks for posting your joke my wife says "awwe it was cute" =)

 

[Brewtus]

Just a quick bump before bed. Hope everyone has a good night, don't forget we have 2 contests going on right now. 1r for a chance to win a free ego-t kit in this thread and another for free and ejuice in our first thread. We know you have a lot of choices in this industry, we hope to be able to earn your business.

 

[Brewtus]

Good morning everyone, just a quick bump to keep this thread in the public eye. Don't miss out on your chance to win a free genuine joye ego-t kit and free ejuice. This contest was designed to get people excited about our products, get our name out, and just plain have some fun. So come on, give us a shot, we will do what it takes to earn your repeat business.

 

[mohawkx]

A joke in context with the eternal conflict between cats and dogs.

The dog was chained up to a tree in the backyard next to his doghouse as usual when the family cat came sauntering by with her usual snooty attitude. She looked at the chain and then at the dog and smirked as only a cat can do.
The dog wiped the smirk right off the cat's face when he said, "The reason they don't put you on a leash is that they want you to run away."

This guy walks into a bar with his dog in tow. The guy grabs a stool and his dog jumps up on the stool next to him.
The bartender comes over and says, "no dogs allowed"
The guy says, "You don't understand. This dog is the only actual talking dog in the world and is invaluable."
The bartender says, "Yeah? Well lets hear him say something"
The dog says, "I'll have a scotch and water and a beer for my friend."
The bartender is amazed and says the dog can stay.
The guy says, "I've got to go to the bathroom, watch my dog while I'm gone."
While the guys in the bathroom, the bartender says to the dog, "Hey, I'll give you twenty bucks if you go across the street to Clancy's bar and say Clancy's draft is pee water."
The dog agrees and runs out the door with the 20 bucks.
The guy comes out of the bathroom and freaks out. "Where's my dog? He's priceless. What did you do?"
The bartender explains that he sent him over to Clancy's bar.
The guy runs out the door and see's his dog having sex with a cute poodle in the middle of the street.
He runs up to his dog and says, "Fido! What are you doing? You've never done anything like this before!
The dog says, "I never had twenty bucks before."

..... ......Rimshot...... ......

 

[Brewtus]

LOL!! +2

Those are good one's mohawkx, thanks for sharing. Only 15 more days left before this contest ends. Spend $20 at our store and get a chance to win a free ego-t kit. We still have about 10 boxes of cartos left at the $5.99 grab some while you can.

 

[Brewtus]

Only 15 more days left before this contest ends. Spend $20 at our store and get a chance to win a free ego-t kit. We still have about 10 boxes of cartos left at the $5.99 grab some while you can.

 

[Brewtus]

So far we only have 3 entries... chances are looking pretty good for them to win a free ecig kit. Don't miss out on this great opportunity to win a free ego-t kit and pick up some great deals while your at it.

 

[Brewtus]

So far we only have 3 entries... chances are looking pretty good for them to win a free ecig kit. Don't miss out on this great opportunity to win a free ego-t kit and pick up some great deals while your at it.

 

[oplholik]

Ok, here we go for all us old timers.

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have
a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them
the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, show's her
the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull
down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

 

[Brewtus]

Ok, here we go for all us old timers.

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have
a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them
the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, show's her
the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull
down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

Just read this, nice joke!! Made me laugh so hard, I almost spit my coffee everywhere.

 

[lostknitter]

Thanks for the contest, here's my funny

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD:At The Doctor's

BFF:Best Friend Fainted

BTW:Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:Covered By Medicare

CGU:Can't get up

CUATSC:See You At The Senior Center

DWIriving While Incontinent

FWB:Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:Forgot Where I Was

FYI:Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO:Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:Living On Lipitor

LWO:Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR:On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:Oh My! Sorry Gas.

ROFL... CGU:Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

TTYL:Talk To You Louder

WAITT:Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKIGotta Go Laxative Kicking In)

 

[Brewtus]

LOL!!! Nice lost Knitter, those are cute. Thanks everyone for posting your jokes. We believe in trying to make people smile, and thought this was a great way to spread the love.

Speaking of spreading the love. Come check out our THIS WEEKEND ONLY SALE:

We are doing a type of buy 1 get one sale and here's how it works:

Buy 1 30mL bottle of eJuice and get a free 10mL bottle of ejuice in any flavor you want, using the same configuration as the 30Ml bottle.

Buy 1 30mL bottle of DIY flavoring and get a free 10mL bottle of another DIY flavor of your choice.

Buy 1 5-pack of pipettes get one free, or buy 1 10-pack of pipettes get one free.

All you need to do is leave me a note in the comments section for your freebies and we'll include them in the order.