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  1. n0ob

    n0ob Full Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 13, 2009
    Romania
    The man stood on a big chunk of ice, put the rope around his neck and patiently waited until the ice melted.
    Btw I did not read this anywhere else, but the same scenario was in the movie Saw. The Jigsaw serial killer put a man on a chunk of ice and put a rope around his head. The chunk of ice was also on one end of a scale thingy, on the other end was a guy bound to a metal chair with electrical contacts underneath it. If the first guy slipped of the ice the second guy would get electrocuted since the scale would get lowered onto the electrical contacts. Very original setup indeed.
     
  2. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
    Very nice scenario indeed,

    and very gory-

    Just how I like it -- *evil laugh * hahahahahahahha
    :evil:


    Correct answer by the way -- haha
     
  3. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

    LIKE I SAID...

    In
    Closet-
    Elevator

    Most
    Easy-
    Like
    The
    End-
    Done!
     
  4. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

  5. n0ob

    n0ob Full Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 13, 2009
    Romania
    In
    Closet-
    Elevator

    Most
    Easy-
    Like
    The
    End-
    Done!

    Very original answer dsk. I changed it a bit, so it would be more obvious :p
     
  6. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
    yes,


    well


    when dealing with simple minds

    like mine

    one must give

    simple and straightforward

    answers---

    or they

    will not

    be understood.
    :ohmy:
     
  7. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

    Thank you nOob. I sometimes forget that we are international. Some of my references, allusions and jokes may be outside the ken of some. I hesitate to explain for fear of offending. That said...

    Saw "Police, adjective" (Romanian movie) a few nights ago. I highly recommend it.

    A pole dance for the ladies...

    YouTube - The Topmost Mallakhamb Players vol.1
     
  8. n0ob

    n0ob Full Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 13, 2009
    Romania
    Erm....ok...so....ummm.....watch that pole dance imagining it's a girl doing that....enuf said i think. :shock:
    Is it some sort of gymnastics sport?
    Oh and I'll be sure to check out that movie. Most of our movies are kinda lame, low budget cuts, but there are exceptions. This one has to be good if it hit the States lol.
     
  9. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

    Another good film from Romania is "4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days". I highly recommend these films.
     
  10. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*

    HOOOOOOOLY Moly --

    I shove a twenty in the pants for these pole dancers - hahahahha

    did that first guy break his hand in the dismount ???????

    extra 50 for medicare for him--
    :ohmy:
     
  11. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

  12. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
    hahahahha

    that beats - ants in your pants huh?????
    :blink:
     
  13. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
  14. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

    September 2, 2010

    Here's a murder case that sounds like an episode of "CSI" written by fifth-grade boys.

    A man named Kermit Butts, 29, was arrested in the shotgun killing of a man named Samuel Boob in central Pennsylvania.

    The victim's wife, Miranda Boob, is also accused of taking part in the Boob-Butt murder by helping Butts and a third suspect, whose name is not funny enough to mention.
     
  15. VpnDrgn

    VpnDrgn Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 21, 2010
    Gulfport, MS.
    Doctors vs. Gun Owners
    Doctors
    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
    (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services)
    Now think about this:
    Guns
    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
    80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)
    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths
    per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
    .0000188 (Statistics courtesy of FBI)
    So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.




    Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'




    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
    Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
    This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!



    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
    Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!
     
  16. bluesuede

    bluesuede Super Member ECF Veteran

    Sep 28, 2009
    Central PA, USA
    That's a beauty! I loved it.. hahahaha
     
  17. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
    hahahahahhahahahaa


    that is excellent --- VpnDrgn


    well done - hahahahahahahahahaha
     
  18. Technobob

    Technobob Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 19, 2009
    St Catharines, Ontario
  19. no0b

    no0b Full Member

    Sep 6, 2010
    Romania
    Hahahahahahha, i was looking at this last night on a different website. Omg when they show it in slow motion, that must have hurt
     
  20. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
    oooowwwwwwcchhh -- ha ha ha

    that aint no way to treat a lady -- hahahahahaha
     
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