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[n0ob]

Dead Hard ?


Two police officers were investigating a mysterious death.


When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling.


There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off.


The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor.


How did the man manage to hang himself.

The man stood on a big chunk of ice, put the rope around his neck and patiently waited until the ice melted.
Btw I did not read this anywhere else, but the same scenario was in the movie Saw. The Jigsaw serial killer put a man on a chunk of ice and put a rope around his head. The chunk of ice was also on one end of a scale thingy, on the other end was a guy bound to a metal chair with electrical contacts underneath it. If the first guy slipped of the ice the second guy would get electrocuted since the scale would get lowered onto the electrical contacts. Very original setup indeed.

 

[Di]

Very nice scenario indeed,

and very gory-

Just how I like it -- *evil laugh * hahahahahahahha


Correct answer by the way -- haha

 

[dskarpus]

LIKE I SAID...

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[dskarpus]

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[n0ob]

LIKE I SAID...

In
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Most
Easy-
Like
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Done!

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Very original answer dsk. I changed it a bit, so it would be more obvious

 

[Di]

yes,


well


when dealing with simple minds

like mine

one must give

simple and straightforward

answers---

or they

will not

be understood.

 

[dskarpus]

Thank you nOob. I sometimes forget that we are international. Some of my references, allusions and jokes may be outside the ken of some. I hesitate to explain for fear of offending. That said...

Saw "Police, adjective" (Romanian movie) a few nights ago. I highly recommend it.

A pole dance for the ladies...

YouTube - The Topmost Mallakhamb Players vol.1

 

[n0ob]

Thank you nOob. I sometimes forget that we are international. Some of my references, allusions and jokes may be outside the ken of some. I hesitate to explain for fear of offending. That said...

Saw "Police, adjective" (Romanian movie) a few nights ago. I highly recommend it.

A pole dance for the ladies...

YouTube - The Topmost Mallakhamb Players vol.1

Erm....ok...so....ummm.....watch that pole dance imagining it's a girl doing that....enuf said i think.
Is it some sort of gymnastics sport?
Oh and I'll be sure to check out that movie. Most of our movies are kinda lame, low budget cuts, but there are exceptions. This one has to be good if it hit the States lol.

 

[dskarpus]

Another good film from Romania is "4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days". I highly recommend these films.

 

[Di]

Thank you nOob. I sometimes forget that we are international. Some of my references, allusions and jokes may be outside the ken of some. I hesitate to explain for fear of offending. That said...

Saw "Police, adjective" (Romanian movie) a few nights ago. I highly recommend it.

A pole dance for the ladies...

YouTube - The Topmost Mallakhamb Players vol.1

HOOOOOOOLY Moly --

I shove a twenty in the pants for these pole dancers - hahahahha

did that first guy break his hand in the dismount ???????

extra 50 for medicare for him--

 

[dskarpus]

One solution:

Spider sparks toilet explosion | The Sun |News

 

[Di]

hahahahha

that beats - ants in your pants huh?????

 

[Di]

 

[dskarpus]

September 2, 2010

Here's a murder case that sounds like an episode of "CSI" written by fifth-grade boys.

A man named Kermit Butts, 29, was arrested in the shotgun killing of a man named Samuel Boob in central Pennsylvania.

The victim's wife, Miranda Boob, is also accused of taking part in the Boob-.... murder by helping Butts and a third suspect, whose name is not funny enough to mention.

 

[VpnDrgn]

Doctors vs. Gun Owners
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services)
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.0000188 (Statistics courtesy of FBI)
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.




Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'




FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!



Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

 

[bluesuede]

That's a beauty! I loved it.. hahahaha

 

[Di]

hahahahahhahahahaa


that is excellent --- VpnDrgn


well done - hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Technobob]

 

[no0b]

Hahahahahahha, i was looking at this last night on a different website. Omg when they show it in slow motion, that must have hurt

 

[Di]

oooowwwwwwcchhh -- ha ha ha

that aint no way to treat a lady -- hahahahahaha