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  1. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
  2. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
    OMG -- hahaha Puppy porn -- hahahah

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  3. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

  4. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

    A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that every time he farts it sounds like a honda. The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man. As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the problem.
    "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem." So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist announces that the man has an abscess.
    "No problem, I'll have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says the dentist. Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
    The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess makes the fart go honda!"

    Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you?"
    "Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!"
    "Wow!" says Robin. "What did you do?"
    "What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I'm in like Flynn. I dove down to her"
    "Boy, I bet she was surprised," said Batman.
    Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, she was; but not as much as the Invisible Man!".
     
  5. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

  6. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
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    yes, we all like a tight fit,
    and pushed all the way down is good too - hahahhaahahahahaa---
    :evil:
     
  7. mwa102464

    mwa102464 Resting In Peace ECF Veteran

    all the way down and back up around
     
  8. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

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    @ DSK


    what the hell is that - ???????????
    :blink:
     
  9. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
  10. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
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  11. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

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    *Australia*
    By order of Eastmall -----


    EVERYBODY --

    do the Humpy Humpy Ting -- hahahahahahaha :laugh:
    :blink: :blink:
     
  12. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

    Canadian

    Kiss?
     
  13. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

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    hahahahahahahahahaaha :blink:
     
  14. Di

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  15. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

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    Come a little bit closer!
     
  16. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*
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    SWOOOOON, -- :blink:
     
  17. dskarpus

    dskarpus Super Member ECF Veteran

    The creature is a star-nosed mole, the fastest mammal. It eats the fastest, is nearly blind, "sees" with its nose etc. Truly one of a kind.
     
  18. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*


    wow,

    is incredible-

    it scared me -- hahahahahaha :blink:
     
  19. BartS

    BartS Super Member ECF Veteran

    You got me Di. :D While typing this, it did cross my mind, but my unconscious just said, pervert don’t go there.:danger:

    So I left myself open to this.:D
     
  20. Di

    Di ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Oct 30, 2008
    *Australia*

    hahahahahahahaha

    a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste ------ :laugh:

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