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A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that every time he farts it sounds like a honda. The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man. As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the problem.
"I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem." So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist announces that the man has an abscess.
"No problem, I'll have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says the dentist. Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess makes the fart go honda!"
Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you?"
"Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!"
"Wow!" says Robin. "What did you do?"
"What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I'm in like Flynn. I dove down to her"
"Boy, I bet she was surprised," said Batman.
Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, she was; but not as much as the Invisible Man!".
"I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem." So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist announces that the man has an abscess.
"No problem, I'll have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says the dentist. Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess makes the fart go honda!"
Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you?"
"Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!"
"Wow!" says Robin. "What did you do?"
"What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I'm in like Flynn. I dove down to her"
"Boy, I bet she was surprised," said Batman.
Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, she was; but not as much as the Invisible Man!".
I just received my first Drip tips.I was a little behind the times on them.
On the 510, a tight fit, on the 901, a little less tight, but no problem if I push it all the way down. The 510 is a EM LR atty and so the 901.
I love these drip tips. I do not know how I survived without them.
yes, we all like a tight fit,
and pushed all the way down is good too - hahahhaahahahahaa---
By order of Eastmall -----
EVERYBODY --
do the Humpy Humpy Ting -- hahahahahahaha
EVERYBODY --
do the Humpy Humpy Ting -- hahahahahahaha
The creature is a star-nosed mole, the fastest mammal. It eats the fastest, is nearly blind, "sees" with its nose etc. Truly one of a kind.
yes, we all like a tight fit,
and pushed all the way down is good too - hahahhaahahahahaa---
You got me Di.
While typing this, it did cross my mind, but my unconscious just said, pervert dont go there.
So I left myself open to this.
You got me Di.
So I left myself open to this.
hahahahahahahaha
a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste ------
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