Little johny walks in on his naked mom and points to her privates and asks "mommy whats that". She replies "thats my scrub brush". After she has an operation johnny walks in again an asks "mommy wheres your scrub brush?" To this she tells him "oh I lost it." Later on he comes running in yelling "I found it, Ifound your scrub brush." So smiling she asks him where. To this he replies "the maid is up stairs washing daddies face with it."
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Ode To Indulgence
I gaze apon your slim, lythe form,
my eyes consume your beauty.
My fingers touch your sleek, soft skin,
The caress of your body enthralls me.
I press you to my eager lips,
you fill me with your warmth.
I could not leave you ever dear,
you are my hearts desire.
I will remain forever yours,
with faithful, true devotion.
We two will never be apart,
your soul and mine become one heart.
You are the only one for me,with clouds of vape abundance
you are my love, my only one, my sweet and true, Indulgence.
I gaze apon your slim, lythe form,
my eyes consume your beauty.
My fingers touch your sleek, soft skin,
The caress of your body enthralls me.
I press you to my eager lips,
you fill me with your warmth.
I could not leave you ever dear,
you are my hearts desire.
I will remain forever yours,
with faithful, true devotion.
We two will never be apart,
your soul and mine become one heart.
You are the only one for me,with clouds of vape abundance
you are my love, my only one, my sweet and true, Indulgence.
HILLBILLY DIVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere.'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated, but tries one last question.
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere.'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated, but tries one last question.
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
we will have to get onto Jboze and Lightgeoduck,
they are in Japan, they can start a wholesale business selling them into USA ???????????8-o8-o
You can already get them mail order cant you....oh oh...the dresses you mean!
Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church.
One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there
was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation.
He took Charlie aside and questioned him.
Charlie said that he did not take any of the offerings.
The priest questioned him again and again and Charlie continued to insist
that he did not take any of the offerings. So, the priest told Charlie to
get into the confessional, which he did.
The priest then asked him again, "Charlie, did you take any of the
offering?" This time, Charlie replied, "I can't hear you."
The priest asked Charlie the same question several times and Charlie would
always reply, "I can't hear you."
Finally, the priest yelled, "CHARLIE, DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING?"
Again, the reply was, "I can't hear you."
The priest was now beginning to get angry, so he came out of the
confessional and said to Charlie, "Trade places with me and you can ask me a
question."
So, they traded places and Charlie asked, "Is it true that you and my wife
are having an affair?"
To which the priest replied, "By golly, you're right, you can't hear a thing in
here"
One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there
was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation.
He took Charlie aside and questioned him.
Charlie said that he did not take any of the offerings.
The priest questioned him again and again and Charlie continued to insist
that he did not take any of the offerings. So, the priest told Charlie to
get into the confessional, which he did.
The priest then asked him again, "Charlie, did you take any of the
offering?" This time, Charlie replied, "I can't hear you."
The priest asked Charlie the same question several times and Charlie would
always reply, "I can't hear you."
Finally, the priest yelled, "CHARLIE, DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING?"
Again, the reply was, "I can't hear you."
The priest was now beginning to get angry, so he came out of the
confessional and said to Charlie, "Trade places with me and you can ask me a
question."
So, they traded places and Charlie asked, "Is it true that you and my wife
are having an affair?"
To which the priest replied, "By golly, you're right, you can't hear a thing in
here"
You can already get them mail order cant you....oh oh...the dresses you mean!
hahahaha, nice one NT, -----
yes, it is amazing how many men have -
Subjective Hearing
when the wife is talking to them -------
But this is a real good one, -- I like it !! haha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah
I love it !!!!!!
OMG -- I am gonna use this one, when I cant think of the answers for you guys !!!!!!!! 8-o 8-o 8-o
Every party has a pooper
That's why you invited me
Party pooper! Party pooper!!!
See-Thru Fashion Craze in Japan [Analysis]
Sorry, boys!
well, party pooper --------
Who really gives a rat's pitootie --------
it is fun, ------
it gave us all a giggle, -----
and that's all that matters --------
hahahahahahahahahah TB,
I gotz that beat -----------
*** The look on his face *** do you think he knows he is baring his -- eeerr -- soul ?????
Don't know but he's got a cute umm soul
How about the faces of those watching
I think the one with the best look on the face would have been the photographer ------
several double takes - you think ????
hehehee, well...... ok, good way to define the general cleanliness of a person, by the cleanliness of there washroom ................ looks powdery fresh to meDon't know but he's got a cute umm soul
How about the faces of those watching
hehehee, well...... ok, good way to define the general cleanliness of a person, by the cleanliness of there washroom ................ looks powdery fresh to me
weeeeell, eeeerrrmm, aahem !!
lets just check out this ------
powdery freshness then -------------
8-o 8-o
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