Funniest Fasttech description?

[Coastal Cowboy]

That thing didn't come with lubricant. Fortunately, I had a bottle of Vegetable Glycerin.

 

[mooshi]

vaping toothpaste gels...

Minty fresh vape AND cavity protection. All good.

 

[Train2]

But LOOK
"With the help of a computer, one can take, store photos or video of any part of the body and transmit over the Internet"
What a GREAT idea!
Then we can go on the internet, and look for "any part of the b....." Oh. Wait. Already do that. Nevermind.

en·do·scope
/ˈendəˌskōp/
Noun
An instrument that can be introduced into the body to give a view of its internal parts.

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Quick Overview
It is a new electronic health care product, a household necessity. It can help you to see any part of your body, which cannot be seen due to physical limitation before. With the help of a computer, one can take, store photos or video of any part of the body and transmit over the Internet for consultation of the telemedicine service.

Package contents:
1* home endoscope
1* hook
1* magnet
1* mirror
1* sleeve
1* foothold

USB 2.0 300KP CMOS Waterproof Probe Format Home Endoscope Camera (2M-Length)

I'm frightened.

 

[Punkndrublic]

For the Evic

Can realize human-machine interaction through connecting with computer, and show you vapor information clearly.

 

[Train2]

Hahahah.
I'm gonna get my kid an iphone!!
Fake Non Working Display Dummy iPhone 5 Sample Ultra Value (White)

Note: this item is only a model

(in case the NAME of the product wasn't clear enough)

 

[Train2]

Challenge! See if you can guess what THIS description is from!

This product has strong vibratility

 

[shakeytails]

SWEET! A DIY home colonoscopy kit, just what I always wanted.

I hate you! I was taking a vape when I read that and practically sucked juice up my nose...much worse than spewing coffee on the keyboard!

 

[Retro68]

$3.64 Hangsen E-liquid for Electronic Cigarettes (30ml) - vitamin A flavor / 12mg/ml nicotine at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

You can now get ur vapes and vites all in one....

 

[Retro68]

$3.58 Hangsen E-liquid for Electronic Cigarettes (30ml) - balckberry flavor / 12mg/ml nicotine at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

Just in case you are "balcking" at buying their products.....

 

[Retro68]

$4.49 Hangsen E-liquid for Electronic Cigarettes (30ml) - Yuxi flavor / 18mg/ml nicotine at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

Now why would you want to vape something that tastes yuxi.....

 

[Princessdee]

Ego Charger

"The charger is necessary accessory for your electronic cigarette to quit smoking"

I think, if my e-cig was smoking, I'd throw it in a metal bucket rather than on a charger, but that might be just me

 

[Jadesrayne]

$3.64 Hangsen E-liquid for Electronic Cigarettes (30ml) - vitamin A flavor / 12mg/ml nicotine at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

You can now get ur vapes and vites all in one....

reviveing thread and totally ordered this just to see what it tastes like will be here next week.

 

[szot]

I really don't want to know what Vitamin A-B-C-D-E all taste like....

 

[Abstrusius]

This is brilliant!
$1.94 Blood Circulation Promote Scalp Neck Stress Relax Massager - silver at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

 

[Princessdee]

I really don't want to know what Vitamin A-B-C-D-E all taste like....

Alphabet soup?

 

[szot]

hahahaha....alphabet soup...good one ...or maybe Fred Flintstone vitamins and very colorful

 

[Jadesrayne]

Will tell ya when it arrives