Bottles of......................???
What did you have in mind.....hmmmmm? Something.....slippery? 8-o Or alcoholic?
Are we going to discuss my favorite adult beverage, again?
Psssst - it's sex on the beach!
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What did you have in mind.....hmmmmm? Something.....slippery? 8-o Or alcoholic?
Are we going to discuss my favorite adult beverage, again?
Psssst - it's sex on the beach!
Is that alcoholic and slippery? If not..... can we find something that is???
Is that alcoholic and slippery? If not..... can we find something that is???
an alcoholic lubricant? What an IDEA!
Yup!!!!! that's gonna be my new invention!!!! Can you imagine the licking possibilities????
Oh be still my beating heart!!!! I'll be rich I tell ya!!! Rich!!!!
Yup!!!!! that's gonna be my new invention!!!! Can you imagine the licking possibilities????
Oh be still my beating heart!!!! I'll be rich I tell ya!!! Rich!!!!
**Heavy panting**
Ok....you have my attention 8-o
OK.... here's what we're gonna do.......
We're gonna contact the folks at KY....
We're gonna tell them about this idea.....
Then, we're gonna get hold of the people at Bacardi...
We'll tell them about it.....
We'll get the two of them together, mix up a batch of Sex On Beach flavored KY and VOILLA!!!!!!
Retirement/... here we come!!!!
Wadda ya think??????
OK.... here's what we're gonna do.......
We're gonna contact the folks at KY....
We're gonna tell them about this idea.....
Then, we're gonna get hold of the people at Bacardi...
We'll tell them about it.....
We'll get the two of them together, mix up a batch of Sex On Beach flavored KY and VOILLA!!!!!!
Retirement/... here we come!!!!
Wadda ya think??????
Will you marry me???
roflmao.............what a riotWhat!!!!! and ruin a perfectly good relationship???
Are you nuts???
what on earth is KY? KY gel?, tsk ChrisOK.... here's what we're gonna do.......
We're gonna contact the folks at KY....
We're gonna tell them about this idea.....
Then, we're gonna get hold of the people at Bacardi...
We'll tell them about it.....
We'll get the two of them together, mix up a batch of Sex On Beach flavored KY and VOILLA!!!!!!
Retirement/... here we come!!!!
Wadda ya think??????
heheahhh Bacardi, now! were talking my language
Refreshing goodness...Party at Wiz's joint?, waaa ...looks like i'm gonna have to pass
..Unless ofcourse somebody! in Emerald owns a personal private jet with all the luxurious amenities for my traveling pleasure~RickUp up!! and away in your beautiful jet plane....
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Miss you! too good buddy
..can't wait to see tha pic's ....i might even! make a special trip to good old ..New york ..new york ...and catch an e-cig club meeting with you guys one of these days ..So don't be suprized ok my favorite little dominatrix haha~Rick
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What!!!!! and ruin a perfectly good relationship???
Are you nuts???
I conceed that point....hands down!
We'll just have to "settle" for running nekid on a beach somewhere...with that wonderful invention.
Just be warned: me+running+nekid= black eyes.
Party at Wiz's joint?, waaa ...looks like i'm gonna have to pass
Up up!! and away in your beautiful jet plane....
I'll pick you up - heck I've been trying to do just that for WEEKS... or is it months now?
Ummm excuse me, Wild? Does your MIL know and understand you are trying to "pickup" other boys on the internet?
Wow I finally found it! The thread about poor Wizs' sis. I'm so sorry to hear about our beloved Princess. Please let her know that we are sending our best wishes, best prayers, and nicest thoughts to her for a speedy and hopefully not painful recovery. You are such a good brother to be at her side.
Now as far as your house is concerned and EC, I cannot promise anything. So far I haven't been involved in the planning since I just now found out. But I can assure you, your house will still be there when you return. As far as the condition inside, well, do you have Merry Maids on your speed dial? LOL That concoction Bite and Vicks are brewing up sounds simply delightful and very intriguing, but might not come (bad word) out of your carpet so easy. I will try to not bring staining goodies to the party. Let's see that rules out cherries, strawberry, chocolate, peach, caramel, uh nevermind. How do you feel about hardwood floors?
Seriously, please try to keep us posted on her progress. Looking forward to you both returning to our fair city.
PS to Rick: I'm sure one of our Wicked Ladies could turbocharge her broom and swoop down to snatch (bad word) you up for the party. Can you get up on your roof?
Now as far as your house is concerned and EC, I cannot promise anything. So far I haven't been involved in the planning since I just now found out. But I can assure you, your house will still be there when you return. As far as the condition inside, well, do you have Merry Maids on your speed dial? LOL That concoction Bite and Vicks are brewing up sounds simply delightful and very intriguing, but might not come (bad word) out of your carpet so easy. I will try to not bring staining goodies to the party. Let's see that rules out cherries, strawberry, chocolate, peach, caramel, uh nevermind. How do you feel about hardwood floors?
Seriously, please try to keep us posted on her progress. Looking forward to you both returning to our fair city.
PS to Rick: I'm sure one of our Wicked Ladies could turbocharge her broom and swoop down to snatch (bad word) you up for the party. Can you get up on your roof?
Naaaa - he doesn't need maids....the house will just look very "lived in"
LOL That concoction Bite and Vicks are brewing up sounds simply delightful and very intriguing, but might not come (bad word) out of your carpet so easy. I will try to not bring staining goodies to the party. Let's see that rules out cherries, strawberry, chocolate, peach, caramel, uh nevermind. How do you feel about hardwood floors?
ROTFLMAO - Oh, Jo, you got me good with this one......but, seeing though I'm supposed to be working......shhhh!
I'd send the flying monkeys, but Ricky might get a bit too "freindly" with them....
So, yes, I'll volunteer to go down there and snatch him myself.
Get up, Ricky (on the roof, that is)
Lol tsk, your sooo! bad Wild my dear
hehbesides I'm 264lbs, good luck in actually! trying to pick me up in any size, shape or form Lol
I know! Lucky, just shocking aint it? ....Please! keep a close eye on her for me will you hon ..i worry that i'll be unexpectedly nabbed one day while down the beach or at the park and end up in her real life dungeon, how can i not be concerned8-o ~Rick
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