I would like to make an official statement:
To any person or entity whom bears interest in the brand GG. I/we the above parties sincerely regret using your brand name on a
thread with such included content refering to or implying the misuse of any above stated farm animals. I/we with deep regret apologize and ask of your kind nature (no pun intended) that I/we not be removed from any possible current or future waiting lists for any of your incredibly well made, beautiful works of art. Please accept our apology and try to find it within you self to show some of your gracious mercy when considering this matter.
Thank you kindly for your time, and keep in mind that I would be willing to pay a small ignorance fee to keep myself on above said list.
Sincerely,
Childish, ignorant, thoughtless, selfish, creative ECFers.