Halloween story contest, ends 10/25/13

[SinisterRaccoon]

"First we drink, you and me...VODKA! then if you can out drink this Russian. ..well...we might be able to deal. Nastrovia! " and the drinking begins

Yes, I am an Insidious Raccoon

 

[rbeckys8]

The Russian smiles then passes out! Little did he know Jessica is the daughter of a great Wizard and was immune to the vodka, so he wasn't any help at all!

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

But now her only form of help has passed out, and she doesnt know what to do

 

[rbeckys8]

As she is looking at her finger is heals itself on it's own and Jessica starts remembering more of her abilities...She also remembers about ...

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

The time she re grew a whole limb

 

[ISBN]

"She drank 5 cups of the peyote tea? We'll be lucky if she ever comes back to us...", these words came to Jessica softly, almost cloud like, she heard them in the back of her mind and reverberate out to her eyes. She then felt very violently sick, all of a sudden...

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

the sky exploded in technicolor rainbows!!!

 

[rbeckys8]

She knew where she had to go..she had to find her father at his cave. It was deep underground about 10 miles away..this was not going to be easy with the others roaming about!

 

[estaz]

so she had no choice but to take the magic slide that dropped her off right at the door of..

 

[rbeckys8]

Hedda's, her father's sister. Hedda was getting very old and had little magic left but she needed her to help her get through the maze of horror to the cave!

 

[clnire]

"Hedda, please help me! I must get to my father!" Hedda waves her magic wand and.....

 

[ISBN]

...little winged fairies emerge from the wall, wearing picnic baskets for hats.

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

All of them were covered in ham, obviously from sandwiches that were at one point in the baskets...

 

[Hillbillie]

They squealed with delight at the lovely guano-covered girl.

 

[rbeckys8]

"we will help guide you must be on your own if they come!"

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

Suddenly the ham fairies disappeared leaving Jessica in confusion, thinking " who is they?!"

 

[rbeckys8]

Hedda told her the blood-thirsty ones would be after her and she had better keep herself hidden on the journey as she would be a prize for them if they could catch her. She explained that they thought they would gain her powers if they ate her flesh!

 

[clnire]

Hedda waved her wand again and Jessica turned into a big Honey Baked Ham!

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

The Ham Glowed and hopped around a bit before turning back to jessica. "yoiu know transformation spells dont work on me Hedda!"Jessica says. "I know" Says Hedda, " Buts its fun to watch a ham hop around for a second or two!"

 

[rbeckys8]

they took off to her fathers early the next morning doing their best to avoid any of the sick ones. Jessica thought is they could just find a cure all would be well again.