Have you heard any good vaping jokes.

[No Brag]

I have yet to hear a joke about vaping. Every subject has jokes about it. Drunks, farmers, lawyer, girls, boys, old people, young people etc. Is there any good vaping jokes? This is the place to post them. Bring them on I could use a good laugh right now, how about you? First prize is a new pv==Oh, I was just blowing vape!!! Well I tried and I really hope you can do better.

I was really hoping for some good jokes. Where are they at?

 

[Aryadna]

I've been trying to think of some for almost an hour now. Someone's mind on this forum has to have a funny bone about these little gadgets! So, in the spirit of fun, I'm giving this a shameless bump.

 

[No Brag]

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I was really hoping for some good jokes. Where are they at?

Now there has to be a joke somewhere.

 

[roxics]

So a guy walks into a bar and pulls out his new e-cig. The bartender says "hey, you can't do that in here." The guy says "no, it's not smoke it's vapor." The bartender pulls out a 5v mod and says "that's not vapor, this is vapor."

Yeah I know that was horrible.

 

[No Brag]

Thanks for the joke roxics, that is just what I needed( as bad as it was, ha ha) the challenge is still on for a good joke.

 

[Rhapsody]

So a guy walks into a bar and pulls out his new e-cig. The bartender says "hey, you can't do that in here." The guy says "no, it's not smoke it's vapor." The bartender pulls out a 5v mod and says "that's not vapor, this is vapor."

Yeah I know that was horrible.

...very crafty

 

[xg4bx]

no but i altered a 2 word obscenity and replaced smoker with vaper....it seems more offensive to me because it implies they put more thought into their activity.

 

[No Brag]

no but i altered a 2 word obscenity and replaced smoker with vaper....it seems more offensive to me because it implies they put more thought into their activity.

Yeah and the old song went from "Smoken in the boys room" to "Vapin in the boys room". Things change as we get older. When I was 18 I wanted a fake ID so I could buy beer, now I want a fake ID so I can get senior citizen discounts!!

 

[eriksatori]

Yo mama so dumb she lit up an e-cig and smoked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EDDIE D]

So a guy walks into a bar and pulls out his new e-cig. The bartender says "hey, you can't do that in here." The guy says "no, it's not smoke it's vapor." The bartender pulls out a 5v mod and says "that's not vapor, this is vapor."

Yeah I know that was horrible.

i can just see that as a commercial for e-cigs three years from now during the superbowl...

crocodile dundee vaping...

 

[Visinedrops]

So, these two young farmboys went to the local general store, and after a little bit of sweet talking, they made their way behind the barn. About a half hour later, Pa, who was trying to avoid the Mrs. headed out behind the barn.

Ma called for lunch, went back inside and grabbed a soup pot and a wooden spoon and began banging on it on the front porch, calling for the two boys and their Pa. After a few minutes of them not showing up, Ma picked up the phone and called her sister..."Yeah," she said, "They're out behind the barn, puffin' away on them new fangled mechanical glow sticks."

 

[Airbrusher]

Soo a Preacher, Nun and a Rabbi walk into a bar vapin some PV's. The Bartender looks at them wide eyed "Is this a joke?"

 

[EDDIE D]

i don't know how much censorship there is on an ecig forum but...

a nun and a pornstar are on a flight. the nun pulls out her pv diy tube mod. she tells the pornstar she loves her 5v and was thinking about sneaking off to the restroom for a little satisfaction. the pornstar pulls out her mandingo rod and says she loves her 9v and that the nun should try it. the nun asks if the pornstar uses a cartridge or drip tip. the pornstar says i guess cartridges for my 9v but my boyfriend has gonorrhea.

 

[pwnprincess]

Cant think of any jokes, but I did see this funny statement on one of the sites I was looking at ( cant recall which site)
" Stop smoking in analog and upgrade to HD vapor! " Or summat like this! When i first read that I was laughing, told my co-workers that and they cracked up as well! haha!

 

[Fenitok]

I don't have a joke but an unanswered question that has me wondering since i started vaping said ejuice....

1) From what part of the body do the fellows at madvapes.com, scrape sweat out of their grandpa to make "Grandpa's Mix" ejuice?
2) Why doesn't my grandpa taste that good? Bastid...

 

[BradSmith]

I pirate vaping a 510 walks into the FDA with a paper towel on his head. The FDA guys says what's with the paper towel. The Vaping Pirate says. ARRGGG their a bounty on my head.

 

[skye]

I pirate vaping a 510 walks into the FDA with a paper towel on his head. The FDA guys says what's with the paper towel. The Vaping Pirate says. ARRGGG their a bounty on my head.

That is kinda funny!

 

[skye]

FenitoK

IDK but when you find out the answers. Please don't tell me.

 

[mmoss2]

My friend and I sit down to relax after dinner. I need my nic fix. So I pull out my tackle box and dig around trying to find my favorite juice and my kit. I pull out the big eGo battery, my LR atty, and my drip tip. I set the tackle box aside, assemble my PV, and get ready for some satisfaction. I carefully drip a couple of drops down the nozzle and take my rag to dab up the drop I spilled. I take a nice long puff and .... Dead battery .... So I start to dig around again and find a 510 battery ... Start to reassemble and my friend looks kinda confused. He asks "what the he'll are you doing?". And I reply "vaping!". So he asks "I thought you smoked?". So I say "oh - I gave that up. It was too cumbersome."

 

[Numevexo]

The other night I was vaping an e-cig in my pajamas. I have no idea how it got into my pajamas.