Texans just do things differently.
I always blamed poor vision, loss of hearing (or at least the inability to listen) and general lack of a will to move (being stuck to the bar stool) on the alcohol. I'd add a few more symptoms to that list too - it put curves on women that weren't there and took away other curves that were there!
Nicotine only seemed to come in to it when lighting-up after the mischief alcohol had "driven" me too. Thoughts of "how do I get out of here?", "can I sneak out without waking her up?", "where's me pants?!!", "Where's me phone - I need to call a taxi? Does she have my number?!!" - I'd thought responsible for my profuse sweating and tightening stomach.
If this was all the fault of nicotine I'm in need of a priest for it means I'm entirely immoral and haven't the slightest sense of shame nor guilt ;(.
Here's hoping Texans are just different!
I hadn't thought the sweat and upset stomach ha
I always blamed poor vision, loss of hearing (or at least the inability to listen) and general lack of a will to move (being stuck to the bar stool) on the alcohol. I'd add a few more symptoms to that list too - it put curves on women that weren't there and took away other curves that were there!
Nicotine only seemed to come in to it when lighting-up after the mischief alcohol had "driven" me too. Thoughts of "how do I get out of here?", "can I sneak out without waking her up?", "where's me pants?!!", "Where's me phone - I need to call a taxi? Does she have my number?!!" - I'd thought responsible for my profuse sweating and tightening stomach.
If this was all the fault of nicotine I'm in need of a priest for it means I'm entirely immoral and haven't the slightest sense of shame nor guilt ;(.
Here's hoping Texans are just different!
I hadn't thought the sweat and upset stomach ha