OKAY AN UPDATE.
Everything is fixed and i only feel slightly stupid.
When "samba" went down, I had a minor freak out. I got the provari and ibtank all ready to go and struggled for two days to get it anywhere close to what i was used to with the reo.
So i ordered another Reo. Right about then Rob pm'd me and asked me to send samba back. I had planned to send it tomorrow when i go back to work as the post office is across the street, but lo and behold the mail gods brought me my new reo.
As soon as i opened it i realized the problem with samba. Someone had pushed the button so hard that the button cover had jammed down on to the actual button, causing the positive contact to never connect with the battery.
I had checked it before, but it had seemed fine. It wasnt until i saw the new one that i realized how far down the contact goes to hit the battery.
Anyway, Im now safe and calm with two reos
Thanks so much to everyone who tried to help. You guys are all awesome!