Rolled out of bed at 5:30 am and stumbled to the fireplace, but my box of analogs was empty. Went to the main stash, but the magic drawer was empty. Stared at it. Wondered how this could be. Wondered why I felt no panic, then remembered my faithful G6 starter kit had been delivered the previous day: the battery had been charging all night. It was ready. It was time.
Lovingly, with all due attention to the significance of the moment, slowly screwed my very first cartomizer onto the sleek, jet black automatic battery. The LED lit up, but there wasnt much flavor. Actually none. The directions said to let the juice warm up for a full day, which I had not, but I was expecting more than this. Not good at all, no. Not satisfactory.
Flew back to the magic drawer: still empty! Remaining strangely calm, ransacked the house. After checking the fridge, the underwear drawers, the Christmas decoration boxes, no joy. Could resort to the two-year old stale pack in the car, but ick! Deep breath, look again, and behold, my spare pack of analogs was sitting right next to the empty pack. Oh yes, well, of course.
Lit one.
Became more intelligent.
Realized I had been sucking on an empty cartomizer. Hey, well, Im not at my best at before the sun rises.
Got full cartomizer loaded and vaped my first puff. Watched the rest of the analog burn out in the ashtray. Thought, I dont need you anymore, you &!$c#.
Lovingly, with all due attention to the significance of the moment, slowly screwed my very first cartomizer onto the sleek, jet black automatic battery. The LED lit up, but there wasnt much flavor. Actually none. The directions said to let the juice warm up for a full day, which I had not, but I was expecting more than this. Not good at all, no. Not satisfactory.
Flew back to the magic drawer: still empty! Remaining strangely calm, ransacked the house. After checking the fridge, the underwear drawers, the Christmas decoration boxes, no joy. Could resort to the two-year old stale pack in the car, but ick! Deep breath, look again, and behold, my spare pack of analogs was sitting right next to the empty pack. Oh yes, well, of course.
Lit one.
Became more intelligent.
Realized I had been sucking on an empty cartomizer. Hey, well, Im not at my best at before the sun rises.
Got full cartomizer loaded and vaped my first puff. Watched the rest of the analog burn out in the ashtray. Thought, I dont need you anymore, you &!$c#.
. You had me on the edge of my seat there for a few seconds. And I was even thinking to myself "check for another carto, the first one is empty" like you do in the theater when you scream "Turn around, the killer is behind you".
