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Thanks, Ronda, I edited that. Don't want people to get the wrong idea, especially my wife.
Royally? Was I wearing a tiara at the time? That was you? I don't remember you mixing juice during, but I've been known to drive men to do strange and bizarre things.
I wonder what it would taste like if we mixed your beer/pear juice with my grape coffee?
Aw. the edit button is no fun. The irony of you making a boo-boo in a thread about classic boo-boos was a lot more delicious than your pear beer or my grape coffee. I'll bet even your wife would chuckle over it.
LMAO right? That's okay... his pre-edit faux pas lives on forever in both of our quotes.
Well, I confessed the whole thing to my wife, she's still here. I still think that may have been a freudian slip. They say guys (even older ones like me) have sexual thoughts every few seconds. I guess I proved it.
I am still chuckling as I type! Thank you for such a wonderful laugh for the day! I have a tassimo and I also have grape flavoured water in the fridge - I will definitely make sure to stay away from it when making my first cup of java for the day!
Wonderful story!
Wonderful story!
Funny stuff!
Switcher-oo's happen to everyone. On that radio show, Car Guys (I think that's what it's called), a lady called in who had been suffering severe indigestion. She also needed some oil for her car. She bought both, but in her agony she mixed things up and accidentally poured the MAALOX into her car engine.
She was calling the car guys because her car finally started to run well. But she wanted advice how to clean it out anyway, lest it really did do some eventual damage.
Switcher-oo's happen to everyone. On that radio show, Car Guys (I think that's what it's called), a lady called in who had been suffering severe indigestion. She also needed some oil for her car. She bought both, but in her agony she mixed things up and accidentally poured the MAALOX into her car engine.
She was calling the car guys because her car finally started to run well.
But she wanted advice how to clean it out anyway, lest it really did do some eventual damage. 
I can't help but laugh...lmao, great tips!
Here are my tips:
How to not vape something you aren't supposed to:
In the event of an eye irritation due to eyelashes, do NOT keep eyedrops within a close vicinity to your e-liquid bottles. You will drip them, and it will be disgusting. Trust me, it happened last night.
Years ago when I was a still a Party-Hardy college student I would keep a very small bottle of eye drops and, big and here, an identical size and shape breath freshner. Well one night before returning home from a friends house I was trying to get the red out and grabbed the wrong bottle! I put a single drop of this breath freshner into my right eye. Yeeee-Owwww! I could taste it through my mind.
Needless to say I spent the next fifteen minutes with my head under a lawn hose getting that crap out.
I set up my coffee maker before going to sleep. One morning not quite awake and not paying attention i filled my cup, and off to work I went. Down the road a bit with the first sip i realized I never put COFFEE GROUNDS in the night before. Hot water, creamer and sugar is quite odd. I can only imagine grape water. Great story!!!
Yikes. I read that and a sympathy pain shot through my eyeball, I kid you not. It's amazing the things we do to ourselves and still survive.
Ooooo, I wonder what I would have to dump in my husband's underwear to never have to do laundry again?
And we're back to the Vicks Vaporub again! Dry skin, foot, dry skin, foot . . .
Funny stuff!
Switcher-oo's happen to everyone. On that radio show, Car Guys (I think that's what it's called), a lady called in who had been suffering severe indigestion. She also needed some oil for her car. She bought both, but in her agony she mixed things up and accidentally poured the MAALOX into her car engine.
She was calling the car guys because her car finally started to run well.
How can you tease us by telling us this story and not letting us know if the motor oil cured her indigestion?? I bet it wasn't only her car that started to run.
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