I am a Thread Killer!

[Metstoo]

So far, I calculate that I have a 3:1 thread kill ratio.

 

[suddenly]

Puppy we have to do something about that tongue you keep getting me wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not good for the queen of thread killers!

Me thinks #79 broke a string

Off with thy tongue puppy
pervy::

And no more boobies for YOU

 

[notsoogood]

Is this going to be one of those neverending kind of things?

Mickirette, we have the only non-killable killer thread thingy there is!!!! Just don't tell anyone where it is...we don't want them to kill it!!!

 

[suddenly]

One of the mods already knows where it is!!!

He might kill it himself.

Puppy and Queen will be upset

 

[5cardstud]

I thought I already killed this thread. Whats all the posting for?

 

[suddenly]

We missed you and wanted you to come back

 

[suddenly]

Poor puppy got tired and went nite nite!!!

Boy does he snore8-o8-o8-o

 

[bassnut]

I just learned a dirty trick.

 

[CES]

those people over at that other thread seem to want to try to kill this one. If everyone would just leave this one alone it'll die a natural death. So, just go away everybody. shoo, scram.

 

[bassnut]

I can only pull this trick off as long as I'm logged in.
Even I have a life.

 

[CES]

SNEAKY!!! I like it. Want to see the movie (and would go if only this thread would die already)

 

[bassnut]

It's alive! It's alive!

Welcome fiends to
"The Thread That Wouldn't Die!"

They tried Insulting it! Slapping it! Stomping it! Kicking it! Stabbing it! Shooting it! Nuking it!
They brought in whole armies of expert thread killers and .... retentive forum moderaters but nothing could stop:

The Return of the Son of the Revenge of the Bride of the Thread That Wouldn't Die MXXVII

See it at a Forum near you!

 

[Rosa]

bassnut, if that won't do it, nothing will.

 

[suddenly]

This thread is getting to be one beer short of a 6 pack, if you know what I mean,

 

[Devilooman]

Perhaps we should send this thread to the FDA since it won't die and won't go down without a FIGHT!

 

[Rosa]

If we send it to the FDA they'll think the vapor has effected our minds!

 

[tribalmasters]

Quick! Someone start talking about the science of why poop is brown!!!!

 

[CES]

just checking. yep. everything is quiet. I'll just go back to work now.

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

Quick! Someone start talking about the science of why poop is brown!!!!

OK~!

SmellyPoop.com - Facts About Poop

(really funny website btw...)

 

[Lightgeoduck]

Quick! Someone start talking about the science of why poop is brown!!!!

OK~!

SmellyPoop.com - Facts About Poop

(really funny website btw...)

You two have just extended the life of this thread I had my finger hovering over the lock button for a few days now


HAH: that site is blocked @ work so I hope I am not comprimising anything quoting it