I've killed more than my share of threads (maybe the most?). For anyone that wants to learn from the "master" I'll share my secret on how to easily kill a thread. Any thread! Any where! Any time!
I will warn you though this technique is VERY POWERFUL and not for the faint of heart. It possibly could lead to alienating you from your family and friends and of course everyone online that sees it will be hesitant to engage in any thread you ever post to. Another repercussion (though maybe not a bad one?) is that it will more than likely get you added to the Moderator's "Watch List".
So what you ask is this time tested, holy grail of thread killing techniques? Suprisingly, it's ONE WORD! 7 simple letters, when arranged in the correct order, has a greater than 90% chance of ending things immediately. If you've read all this AND you're still interested in knowing the secret grab a pen/pencil! Last chance to get out, just stab both your eyes out before it's too late!!!
You've been warned!!!!
And now......
onto the "word".......
Remember, I WARNED YOU!!!!
BOOBIES!
/Thread
I will warn you though this technique is VERY POWERFUL and not for the faint of heart. It possibly could lead to alienating you from your family and friends and of course everyone online that sees it will be hesitant to engage in any thread you ever post to. Another repercussion (though maybe not a bad one?) is that it will more than likely get you added to the Moderator's "Watch List".
So what you ask is this time tested, holy grail of thread killing techniques? Suprisingly, it's ONE WORD! 7 simple letters, when arranged in the correct order, has a greater than 90% chance of ending things immediately. If you've read all this AND you're still interested in knowing the secret grab a pen/pencil! Last chance to get out, just stab both your eyes out before it's too late!!!
You've been warned!!!!
And now......
onto the "word".......
Remember, I WARNED YOU!!!!
BOOBIES!
/Thread
