I feel naughty. . .

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Mercurial_One1

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. . . oh so naughty. I feel naughty, and wicked, and wiiiiise!

First foray into public with my Ego yesterday. Had to take the new kitten to the vet and what a difference in the drive! No filling the car with smoke, no wind whistling in my ear for an hour 'cause the window had to be cracked. No marks on the door from missing the window and no stray ashes anywhere. Heck that's just the cool part, now for the naughty:

I was sitting in the waiting room and one of the ladies at the front desk came to ooh and ahh over my exceptionally attractive new kitten. (You would too) I reached out to let her hold him and she said the magic words, "I have a cigarette in my hand" at which point I withdrew Oliver The Exceptionally Attractive Kitten and said, "Oh, do I have something to show you!" and pulled out my handy dandy and exceptionally attractive new pink Ego with light purple Kanger clearo-thingie.

Fast forward less than a minute and like 6 people are standing around enthralled as I puff and blow a fairly decent cloud of vapor. "Oooooo looooook", they say. I commence to educate enthusiastically as any good newbie would do, while smoking inside a commercial building in Georgia which would usually send you to the electric chair. We have a special one dedicated for smokers.

I also vaped in the exam room while I waited for test results and felt very naughty because I knew I was circumventing Those Who Must Hate and still getting my nicotine. I'm a rebel, though. . . there's no stopping me.

Just so you know, Oliver The Exceptionally Attractive Kitten passed all his tests with flying colors. He's bad**s.
 

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Ha ha great! Always nice to hear positive experiences. Glad oliver did well too.:)

I said he passed, not that he did well. He was a flat-out hellion and I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or afraid of his hissing, spitting self. *smh and chuckling*... for a 2.4lb varmint, he can put on quite the show.
 

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Good story lets hope you added some years, and quality of life, to some of your audience that might be thinking of switching thanks to you! IT feels good to be spreading some good around hu? Keep up the good work!

Or rewarded, depending upon what the naughty is. :p But let's not go there. :rolleyes:
The spanking could be the reward depending on preference;-)
 
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There seems to be something about me that makes people think I need a good spanking. Ima do some navel-gazing to figure out what this could be. . .

Nah. I'll just enjoy it. :p

Speaking for how the male mind works if a girl utters the word naughty receptors in his brain put pictures of playful spanking in his subconscious. Its not our fault its how we are wired;-)
 

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Ollie Chillin.jpg

I hope this attachment works. As you can see, he's normally a very uptight, nervous creature. lol

Tell you what, though, don't step one foot in a vet's office unless you want to see the Jekyll/Hyde routine. I've never in my life seen an animal change dispositions so quickly.
 

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Im not a cat person but you gotta love kittens!

Its a good thing you stopped smoking I read a post where a disabled veteran killed his cat who helped him threw some rough adjusting to his disability's with second hand smoke. It was a very sad story. I guess cats are very susceptible to second hand smoke because they clean them selves so much.
 
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Im not a cat person but you gotta love kittens!

NEITHER AM I!! lol

I have dogs.. I've always had dogs & parrots. This little guy was found abandoned in the woods at only about 3 wks old by my Mom and she couldn't keep him so I said I'd "foster" him.

Right. Foster. Look at that face.. Like I'm letting him go anywhere. Now I'm the flipping crazy lady with a cat.
 

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Had a Kitty named sunshine that looked just like him. Got 2 cats now. Always been a cat person. Dogs are ok but only a cat can purr.

The purring, man, nothing like it. . I'm quickly becoming a fan. On the other hand, my dogs seem to be a little more concerned about me and what I want or how I feel. If I'm gonna feed you and spend a gajillion dollars on you at the vet, you better dang well better care whether or not I want to pet you. Get over here! lol

I know, I know, some of you have cats that are super affectionate but from what I've heard it's a hit or miss proposition with felines. Please, Lord, let Oliver be a hit.


Oh... and another thing..

My dogs NEVER freak out, out of the blue, run up and bite me before doing a somersault and running away again. Not once.
 

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But wait!! Before this thread becomes about our wonderful pets (of course, my dog is the cutest :p), I have to know . . . was the woman at the front desk really smoking in the office, and did you convert her???

Nah, she was clutching her unlit analog in her hand, on her way out into the Jawja heat and humidity when I grabbed the opportunity to show her my eGo. Hey, she brought up cigarettes first..

Interesting thing, though - I've only even *known* about vaping for a couple of weeks and I've had the opportunity to talk about it to a crazy amount of people. Family, FB friends, etc. The interest level is super high and I've been trying to direct people here after sharing my limited knowledge. (Not limited words.. I have endless amounts of words) My cousin's SOP muttered sarcastically that I should be getting commission after I gave the cousin my "sales pitch". lol
 

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Nah, she was clutching her unlit analog in her hand, on her way out into the Jawja heat and humidity when I grabbed the opportunity to show her my eGo. Hey, she brought up cigarettes first..

Interesting thing, though - I've only even *known* about vaping for a couple of weeks and I've had the opportunity to talk about it to a crazy amount of people. Family, FB friends, etc. The interest level is super high and I've been trying to direct people here after sharing my limited knowledge. (Not limited words.. I have endless amounts of words) My cousin's SOP muttered sarcastically that I should be getting commission after I gave the cousin my "sales pitch". lol

That's great, and the more the merrier! Who knows? Maybe she'll brave that Jawja heat and humidity to go find a vape shop and the next time you take Ollie in she'll be vaping like a pro and offer you a discount because of it :laugh:
 
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