and it felt like trying to buy drugs in a backstreet alley at night 
I've tried to procure glycerin and menthol cystals today - no nicotine, it's illegal here, but I like menthol and I only vape VG, so I figured those two ingredients would get me started on DIY liquids.
So I stopped at a pharmacy near my place that I sometimes go to but not very often, and asked the lady in the most neutral, polite way if she had glycerin. She looked at me funny for a good 5 seconds, then declared defensively that "no, sorry, that product goes bad very quickly so we don't stock it". Huh??
Clearly she wanted to get rid of me. So I yanked her chain a bit and said "okay, it's for immediate use. Can you order some for me?" To which she immediately replied "No! no! the supplier has run out. You'll have to come back another day". That was going nowhere and I was getting bored, so I left.
Then I went to my favorite chemist who's a bit farther, but whom I've known for years. I asked her if she had glycerin. She was a bit taken aback by my request, saying they usually don't sell it alone, but sure why not. Fair enough. She went to her fridge and came back with a 100 ml bottle full of the stuff. Good!
Since it was going well, next I asked her if she had menthol crystals. Now she too looked at me funny, planted her hands down on the counter, looked at me straight in the eyes and asked "Okay. Now you tell me what all this is for..." I told her. She disappeared in the back passage and I heard her and her colleague whisper for a few minutes, occasionally catching the words "electronic cigarette", "are you sure?" "does he look high?", that sort of thing.
Eventually she came back with 5 grams of menthol crystals, said it was half of her stock, and that I could have it only if I swore to be careful not to overdose the mixture and damage my airways. I swore. I then paid and left.
So, I got what I wanted. And the good thing is, if I come back to get more glycerin and I don't seem to have made a mess of myself, she's likely to sell it to me a bit more easily. But dammit, neither glycerin nor menthol are dangerous, explosive, addictive or on a list of controlled substances: why do these people have to make me feel like I'm doing something dirty or shameful? I can get more dangerous stuff from Walmart no questions asked. It's so annoying...
I've tried to procure glycerin and menthol cystals today - no nicotine, it's illegal here, but I like menthol and I only vape VG, so I figured those two ingredients would get me started on DIY liquids.
So I stopped at a pharmacy near my place that I sometimes go to but not very often, and asked the lady in the most neutral, polite way if she had glycerin. She looked at me funny for a good 5 seconds, then declared defensively that "no, sorry, that product goes bad very quickly so we don't stock it". Huh??
Clearly she wanted to get rid of me. So I yanked her chain a bit and said "okay, it's for immediate use. Can you order some for me?" To which she immediately replied "No! no! the supplier has run out. You'll have to come back another day". That was going nowhere and I was getting bored, so I left.
Then I went to my favorite chemist who's a bit farther, but whom I've known for years. I asked her if she had glycerin. She was a bit taken aback by my request, saying they usually don't sell it alone, but sure why not. Fair enough. She went to her fridge and came back with a 100 ml bottle full of the stuff. Good!
Since it was going well, next I asked her if she had menthol crystals. Now she too looked at me funny, planted her hands down on the counter, looked at me straight in the eyes and asked "Okay. Now you tell me what all this is for..." I told her. She disappeared in the back passage and I heard her and her colleague whisper for a few minutes, occasionally catching the words "electronic cigarette", "are you sure?" "does he look high?", that sort of thing.
Eventually she came back with 5 grams of menthol crystals, said it was half of her stock, and that I could have it only if I swore to be careful not to overdose the mixture and damage my airways. I swore. I then paid and left.
So, I got what I wanted. And the good thing is, if I come back to get more glycerin and I don't seem to have made a mess of myself, she's likely to sell it to me a bit more easily. But dammit, neither glycerin nor menthol are dangerous, explosive, addictive or on a list of controlled substances: why do these people have to make me feel like I'm doing something dirty or shameful? I can get more dangerous stuff from Walmart no questions asked. It's so annoying...