I ordered my first provari last week. Mind you the closest thing to a provari I currently have is an mvp2. While that's a nice little device you can imagine my impatience. Tracking number estimated delivery on sat. I live in an apt complex and cannot see the mail box from my home. Also the office is closed on sat so if I wanted my package I had to stalk the mail man and be there myself to get it. Naturally I did, wouldn't you? At one point I got so annoyed going outside to see if he was parked out there I may or may not have facetimed my iPhone with my iPad, parked my car near the mailbox and propped my phone inside.... You laugh but tell me you wouldn't do the same to get your provari on sat morning vs Monday evening. I finally found the reclusive mailman. He didn't have it. Monday comes, I'm all excited because it's got to be here now. Nope! It's freaking Presidents' Day and the post office is on hiatus. I'm beginning to understand how Charlie Brown felt when he saw Lucy with a football. Did I mention patience is not my strong point? Have a good laugh and know every sad word is true 