Yay! An "I hate USPS" thread, finally! Seriously, it's no wonder they are going out of business. I ordered a buddy of mine an eGo-V V3 Mega and it took well over a month to get here - after quite a bit of hassle from the local post office. I work a 9-5 job and they always need a signature and try to deliver around 11am. Then they leave the little note, I sign it for them to just leave it next time...and they never re-deliver. Instead, I go to the post office to see if they have it - they don't because it's "on the truck" (at 4pm - when I already received my regular bills).
I've pretty much had to form a routine where I get the note, call the post office and tell them to hold the package there, and then I go pick it up a week later. If I try any earlier than that, it's always "out for delivery" but never gets delivered. Then I finally get my package which is smashed to hell and has a 10% chance that whatever is inside is still going to work. Now I have to wait another week to see what FastTech is going to do about the eGo-V I got that was DOA.
FedEx or UPS...2-day delivery from anywhere in the U.S. Probably about 1-2 weeks international. If they need a signature they leave a note, I sign it, and it's sitting at my door the next day. If I don't want to wait, I take the note to their delivery center and pick it up the same day they tried to deliver it!