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I'm sure you'll have more questions. Please feel free to PM me if I can be of more help.
TT
Hey Guys,
Here's a little guide that might help you at times your blessed with a woman with PMS:
DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?"
SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?"
SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?"
DANGEROUS: "Are you wearing THAT?"
SAFER: "Gee, you look good in brown."
SAFEST: "Wow! Look at you!"
DANGEROUS: "What are you so worked up about?"
SAFER: "Could we be overreacting?"
SAFEST: "Here's fifty dollars."
DANGEROUS: "Should you be eating that?"
SAFER: "You know, there are a lot of apples left."
SAFEST: "Can I get you a glass of wine with that?"
DANGEROUS: "What did you DO all day?"
SAFER: "I hope you didn't overdo today."
SAFEST: "I've always loved you in that robe."
TT
You're missing one. All of those have an ultra safe option: Here, have some wine.
Yeah div, you did it!! LOL...
T, that is too funny...and it might save my life sometime... so I am savin it!!
T, that is too funny...and it might save my life sometime... so I am savin it!!
It wouldn't surprise me either! Have you ever worked in a department with a lot of females. It isn't fun!
Oh! so many places to go there! But I will not! I am on best behavior tonite!
lolSC
I haven't worked in a department store with a lot of females, but they did catch me one time with a mannequin in the closet and called the cops.
The judge gave me 90 days but it was pretty nice. Sometimes we even had pizza. And all my friends were there too so we had a nice visit.
I wanted to marry that mannequin because I figured she would be the perfect wife. Never said a word. The store wouldn't sell her to me though.
TT
Lol TT! So, what were you doing in the closet with the mannequin?
True story: After I left government, I sold clothes on eBay for about a year. I invested in an expensive mannequin and a wig for her to wear! Anyway, a friend asked me to come over to take pictures of some clothes she wanted to sell. So, I put the mannequin in the front seat and drove to my friend's house. She didn't have any clothes on, and at stoplights, people were staring in my car! I realized why, but couldn't do anything about it. Anyway, a cop pulled me over because he thought there was a naked woman sitting in the passenger's seat!
LOL, Those cops have all the fun!
Well, no sense in me telling you about the 90 day thing, I guess you know all about it.
TT
Well, no sense in me telling you about the 90 day thing, I guess you know all about it.
TT
TT - After the officer realized that it was a mannequin, he thought it was really funny! He did suggest though that I put some clothes on her!
I missed that you were in for 90 days. So, other than eating pizza every now and then, what else did you do? Did you go outside and play volleyball each day?
I missed that you were in for 90 days. So, other than eating pizza every now and then, what else did you do? Did you go outside and play volleyball each day?
Boy, now that would be a difficult position to be in.
If you gave the mannequin some of your clothes you would have been in even more trouble.
How did you get out of that?
TT
I promised him that I would put some clothes on her after I got to my friend's house! Fortunately, my friend didn't mind loaning her a blouse to wear home. But, she was still naked from the waist down!
Hey TT! What's with your new avi??? I miss my favourite cranky old guy! I've always been a bit creeped out by birds...
Maybe he was bored today! Personally, I hope he goes back to his original (him riding on on some kind of farm equipment).
On July 5th our friend salemgold will have one year with ECF and will become an ECF Veteran.
There is a Forum/Thread here on ECF called the Pre-Veterans Thread:
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...1512-pre-veteran-thread-1030.html#post3506537
where people who are becoming Veterans can request an avatar theme and welcome. salemgold has asked for a "parrot" theme so all her friends will use a parrot as their avatar for that one day. Then the next day they will revert back to their usual avatar.
salemgold has been one of those people who has always been quick to assist people new to vaping, has sent out lots of juice, atty's and cartos for people to try, often at her own expense. You've seen others right here on the FSUSA Forum do the same thing.
So its just recognition for a nice lady. Feel free to participate if you would like or go by the Pre-Veterans Forum and leave your good wishes.
TT
Ah, I get it now. Good for you! (I don't think I've heard of Salemgold, but good on her for becoming a veteran!
TT - I read about that in the Pre-Veterans forum! So, what theme are you going to choose?
Salem is definitely very good with helping new members! She's also very generous. On more than one occasion, we bought kits, juice, etc. for people that were struggling.
Salem is definitely very good with helping new members! She's also very generous. On more than one occasion, we bought kits, juice, etc. for people that were struggling.
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