I wanna be like Zofryer
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I use this method I call "buying stuff" coupled with an ancient martial art called Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. If you can master these useful skills, you too can beat a horse to death.
I'm hoping he'll put me in his will.
Oh, wait a minute. He's healthier now with no tobacco and much younger than me?
Long Live Zofryer!
30 years of smoking....
Vaporized by my ScrewDriver!
Oh, wait a minute. He's healthier now with no tobacco and much younger than me?
Long Live Zofryer!
30 years of smoking....
Vaporized by my ScrewDriver!
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I just started P90X. I'm going to live forever. Once I look like a spartan, I'm going to look into laser eyes and rocket feet.
all hail Zofryer.........................................................he who has the most toys win.
and he's given me good vapin advice...
and he's given me good vapin advice...
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It only takes 2 girls to get all his mods...
1 to flash, the other to grab them when he drops them
Get busy ya'll and go raid him now ;-)
1 to flash, the other to grab them when he drops them
Get busy ya'll and go raid him now ;-)
I'm in, but someone else will have to do the flashing. (or maybe he will laugh so hard the pirate hat will cover his one good eye) PIRATES RULE
he's dreamy, I'd flash him but my wife would get p.o'd and he might take it the wrong way.
Every morning I wake up and go to work on a mod, I ask myself, "how would Zofryer do it and can I get warp to do it for me?"
Every morning I wake up and go to work on a mod, I ask myself, "how would Zofryer do it and can I get warp to do it for me?"
That is all.
His signature image makes me sweat. All those killer PV's....
Vape ...... Just saying... again.
Is that really you??;-) Could have sworn you were Ray Liotta!
Boy you've got one lucky wife! Oh and yes I do like your mods also.
Boy you've got one lucky wife! Oh and yes I do like your mods also.
Is that really you??;-) Could have sworn you were Ray Liotta!
Here I am with horrible pre-hasselhoff hair a short while ago:
Drunk as hell with an amish beard:
Yup, it's me. The original picture for the pirate photoshop avatar was created as a show of support for The Pirate Bay when they got busted. Blog about that here:
Zofryer Speaks Long Live the Pirates
The original picture where I look like a serial killer is here:
I'd settle for the Prodigy and the SB... 'course if I had the money, I'd just mount a takeover of one of the major manufacturers... Joye, probably.
See!
It's all good until the makeup comes off. Then you are chewing away the wrist on your vaping hand at 6am when you wakeup with a headache.
It's all good until the makeup comes off. Then you are chewing away the wrist on your vaping hand at 6am when you wakeup with a headache.
I wouldn't want to be zofryer, but I wouldn't mind being his friend
If i was his friend I'd invite him over for tea and cake and then I would give him a hot karl
If i was his friend I'd invite him over for tea and cake and then I would give him a hot karl
What's a "hot karl"? Or a "zofryer" for that matter?
Before anyone responds "zofryer's his screen name", I realize that, but what doea it mean?
Before anyone responds "zofryer's his screen name", I realize that, but what doea it mean?
Zofryer, peering at his knob to ensure proper temperature.
It's a band I was going to start. Zofryer is based on Zoroaster. The band never happened, but I had the domain, so I started using the name for everything.
Zoroaster, being boring and having no cooking devices embedded in his skull.
My dude is cooler because he's a fryer, not a roaster. and a God of fried foods owns. I am the only zofryer on the net.
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