I wanna be like Zofryer

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hyperdeficit

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Sorry zo but your not really a pirate. YOU ARE A
VIKING!!!

Look at this totally real photo i did not change in microsoft paint in anyway at all

zofryer.JPG

feel free to make this your avatar and feel free to make fun of mine as well
 
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hyperdeficit

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vikings = ownage
just think about this... they discovered america, and slaughtered like a bajillion indians with axes, and sailed ships across the world... while they were wasted.

they also got completely naked and partook in natural intoxicants and ran screaming into battle (while naked) and slaughtered large numbers. these guys were called beserkers.

and did i mention that beserkers usually didnt carry shields?

oh. and the only way to get into valhalla is to die a violent and glorious death.

vikings = win

pirates are still cool
 

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vikings = win

pirates are still cool


Here's the thing.....

For one, this is damn cool:

Viking Kittens - Joel Veitch rathergood.com music - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song

And vikings are DAMN cool, proven by my very VERY highly regarded review of the movie Outlander, that was approved by TV Guide genius Matt Rousch:

Zofryer Speaks Movie Review: Outlander

But there are some simple truths to reality. My distant relatives were strange. They were druids, betrayers, theives, liars, and pirates. The most famous of which, and the one I'm the most proud of was Sir Frances Drake. Seriously. He's a direct line descendant, and it makes much sense if you know me.

The first true pirate, corsair, buccaneer.

Francis Drake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I know the day he died in January because of a huge family bible. He died on the same day as my birthday. Good luck finding anyone else that knows the exact day.

And besides...

pirates.jpg
 
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So Zofryer,

I'm generating my checklist. In order from left to right on your sig is:

Super-T
Adaptever?
??? (Can't remember the name on this one)
Silver Bullet
Golden Greek (GG)
Prodigy

So, begs the question... Where's the original ScrewDriver?

1) If your PV can't do high volts, it's not one of The Greats. All the PV's I use can do high volts. Once you are seduced by the twisted sexual love that is high voltage vaping, there's no turning back and no substitutes. (However, if you are perfectly happy at 3.7v, DO NOT cross that boundary. Save yourself. Enjoy normal).

2) The missing device in your summation (highly accurate btw) is The Copper from AtmosUSA which is a shame. It's the least expensive high quality high volt mod money can buy, and it's very well made.

Hope This Helps
 

Zofryer

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Since Zo is such a world wide dude and ladies man and has all those PVs, Maybe we should ask him from best to worst which way those PVs should line up?

P.S. He can keep the ladies, (thats why I dont have as many mods as I should have)


I've said this a bunch of times, but one more isn't really that big of a deal. All the high quality mods are good. Every single one of them bring something special to the table. Do your own research. The same atomizer at the same voltage will act the exact same way. All the mods are, are very elaborate high quality battery boxes. There IS value in that. Commercial lithium batteries are a HELL of a lot better, cheaper, and longer lasting than lame as hell traditional e-cig batteries. Any serious e-cig user is seriously screwing themselves by not owning a mod. That being said.....

My mod focus has been on high volts. There are plenty of inexpensive (reletively) mods for people that just want 3.7v that doesn't die in 2 hours (510 being the prime example).

If you just want more battery life, any of the commercial mods are great. If you want high voltage, start out with a good USB Passthrough like the excellent Puresmoker Passthrough, or the cheap Ruyan Direct passthroughs with questionable longevity. Once you are eternally ruined by higher voltage vaping (and it will happen) pick your mod based on things that matter to you.

*button placement
*form factor
*ease of repair
*weight
*looks
*Your cat likes it
*what the **** ever

They are all good. Having a bunch means having options when it comes to having a bunch of flavors instantly on tap. If you have the means, having all of them feels pretty damn good.

Hope This Helps
 
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