I was using the toilet how men do, and dropped my e-cig!!!

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the other day I was going to the bathroom the way men do, holding my hoosa-whats-it-a-ma-jigger with one hand and my ecig with the other, you only really need to go one handed and that's just to aim, once you're sighted in you can go hands free without making a mess, leaves you open to drink beer, have an ecig, scratch yourself, all in the 30 seconds it takes to go. It doesn't matter if it's like you brought a python into the bathroom once you got it's eye on the prize (no pun intended, ok well maybe) you're good to go.

sorry had to put my 2 cents worth in.
 

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the other day I was going to the bathroom the way men do, holding my hoosa-whats-it-a-ma-jigger with one hand and my ecig with the other, you only really need to go one handed and that's just to aim, once you're sighted in you can go hands free without making a mess, leaves you open to drink beer, have an ecig, scratch yourself, all in the 30 seconds it takes to go. It doesn't matter if it's like you brought a python into the bathroom once you got it's eye on the prize (no pun intended, ok well maybe) you're good to go.

sorry had to put my 2 cents worth in.

OK Gross time here. Hope you aren't drunk enough you run out of beer.........
 

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once you're sighted in you can go hands free without making a mess, leaves you open to drink beer, have an ecig, scratch yourself, all in the 30 seconds it takes to go.

sorry had to put my 2 cents worth in.

Whichs begs the question. Why on earth do men smoke, drink beer and whatever, if they are only going to be there for 30 seconds anyway?

Is this like asking what is the meaning of life?
 
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