I was using the toilet how men do, and dropped my e-cig!!!

[malyden]

Is this like asking what is the meaning of life?

I think it's 42

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

This thread is giggle-fit funny.....


If you dug your ecig out of the "lemon water" and had to shake it more than twice, would that be considered playing with it?

 

[dawnlori]

what if.......not an anolog in the house, no other ecig parts that you could scrounge up to make one and flat a@# broke? I'd be thinking real hard about getting out the old fishing pole and retrievin that thing no matter what 'juice' it was in!

 

[TDM]

Whichs begs the question. Why on earth do men smoke, drink beer and whatever, if they are only going to be there for 30 seconds anyway?

Is this like asking what is the meaning of life?

I'll tell you if you tell me why women always go to the bathroom in twos

 

[Flowerpeddle]

the other day I was going to the bathroom the way men do, holding my hoosa-whats-it-a-ma-jigger with one hand and my ecig with the other, you only really need to go one handed and that's just to aim, once you're sighted in you can go hands free without making a mess, leaves you open to drink beer, have an ecig, scratch yourself, all in the 30 seconds it takes to go. It doesn't matter if it's like you brought a python into the bathroom once you got it's eye on the prize (no pun intended, ok well maybe) you're good to go.

sorry had to put my 2 cents worth in.

How many hands do you have?
hand 1 - to aim
hand 2 - e cig
hand 3? - beer
hand 4? - scratch

That is alot of multi tasking for 30 seconds... lol

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

I think it's 42

Ah, but what, exactly, is the question?

 

[TDM]

How many hands do you have?
hand 1 - to aim
hand 2 - e cig
hand 3? - beer
hand 4? - scratch

That is alot of multi tasking for 30 seconds... lol

Let me explain. e-cig in shirt pocket. Beer in hand.
1. Sit beer on back of toilet or on top of urinal
2. unzip and start
3. get aim adjusted
4. left hand e-cig to mouth
5. right hand pick up beer and drink
6. Sit beer down shake and zip.
7. pick up beer and leave

 

[donei]

I think it's 42

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I knew that was coming.

 

[TDM]

Let me explain. e-cig in shirt pocket. Beer in hand.
1. Sit beer on back of toilet or on top of urinal
2. unzip and start
3. get aim adjusted
4. left hand e-cig to mouth
5. right hand pick up beer and drink
6. Sit beer down shake and zip.
7. pick up beer and leave

3.5 go hands free

 

[malyden]

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I knew that was coming.

I just couldn't help myself lol

 

[donei]

This thread is giggle-fit funny.....


If you dug your ecig out of the "lemon water" and had to shake it more than twice, would that be considered playing with it?

yup! 8-o

 

[TDM]

I just couldn't help myself lol

As my wife says its a woman thing you wouldn't understand

 

[Flowerpeddle]

Let me explain. e-cig in shirt pocket. Beer in hand.
1. Sit beer on back of toilet or on top of urinal
2. unzip and start
3. get aim adjusted
4. left hand e-cig to mouth
5. right hand pick up beer and drink
6. Sit beer down shake and zip.
7. pick up beer and leave

Thank you You have cleared it all up for me.

 

[donei]

I'll tell you if you tell me why women always go to the bathroom in twos

I'm the wrong woman to ask. I never understood that two thing either.

 

[TDM]

Thank you You have cleared it all up for me.

That bug is driving me nuts!!

 

[Rhetoric Camel]

Whichs begs the question. Why on earth do men smoke, drink beer and whatever, if they are only going to be there for 30 seconds anyway?

Is this like asking what is the meaning of life?

say you're at a party drinking a beer and you just lit up a cig and you have an open beer in your hand, you're not going to set either one of those down in the middle of a party to go to the bathroom, you're going to take them with you. You set one down or put both in one hand and do what you have to do. At home I don't bring either of them to the bathroom with me.

Let me explain. e-cig in shirt pocket. Beer in hand.
1. Sit beer on back of toilet or on top of urinal
2. unzip and start
3. get aim adjusted
4. left hand e-cig to mouth
5. right hand pick up beer and drink
6. Sit beer down shake and zip.
7. pick up beer and leave

Precisely.. he knows what going on.

It may seem like useless multitasking but it's a mastered art learned through evolution. Incorporating beer and cigs/ecigs into the males urination habits.

 

[donei]

I've been wanting to squish that bug all evening. LOL

 

[Wildsky]

I'll tell you if you tell me why women always go to the bathroom in twos

SO we can discuss in private the pro's and con's of each man standing at the bar! Pick which one we want, sort out any disputes in a ladylike fashion.
To giggle and remove the bottle of alcohol from purse, and add to glass of soda.

 

[donei]

say you're at a party drinking a beer and you just lit up a cig and you have an open beer in your hand, you're not going to set either one of those down in the middle of a party to go to the bathroom, you're going to take them with you. You set one down or put both in one hand and do what you have to do.

I think you explained it pretty well.

I'd just drink all my beer before I went in the bathroom. Easier that way.

 

[Flowerpeddle]

I'll tell you if you tell me why women always go to the bathroom in twos

ALso sometimes it is hard to hover and hold the door shut with one foot because half the time the lock is broke on the door. So your friend hold the door for you and if by chance there is no paper will retrieve paper so you don't have to drip dry.