Book propped on the steering wheel...bad sign. Shaving ones face using the rearview mirror...scary.
OK - I am guilty of the book thing!! But only in the seriously nasty I-95 traffic when it takes 2 hours to go 5 miles! Then I'm just sitting there anyway, I figure why not have something to do besides get ...... at all the people that try to lane jump to get two cars ahead...
I live in a high traffic area - almost always have to deal with traffic. Will not drive a stick around here and I have to replace my brake pads just about yearly. UGH...
The traffic leaves plenty of time to notice bumper stickers and I think one of the funniest I've seen was on a tow truck. It said "We meet by accident"... I know, I know... ba-da-bump...