lol... dk... too funny!
I live in a small town too, so we all have kids that go to school together, or my neighbor works at my doc office, etc etc. We HAVE to be nice to each other!
I was going to mention the recycling too. I even recycle the bubble wrap and baggies *unless you get pink from me.. that I
buy at the PO.
Another thing: if you DO send priority, you can go to usps.com can order the boxes for free. You can get ANY size, and any amount you want, AND they deliver it right to your door

I still have oodles of boxes in my garage from when I used to sell on fleabay. (we used to turn them inside out for mailing first class, but they caught on to us and stamp the insides now. hehe)