IKV *STORY TIME* Contest!

[Uncle]

And all the zombie cats were defeated to be NO MORE.

 

[AK Aaron]

Feeling MUCH relieved that the zombie epidemic was FINALLY over..... FOR GOOD he took a MONSTER vape then ...

 

[Uncle]

Gathered all his friends to celebrate a new era. . .

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Some of the more interesting friends that were invited included...

 

[spacekitty]

...Stephen King and Dean Koontz, along with...

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

The future host of The Price is Right,...

 

[AK Aaron]

Then out of the blue Adam Sandler came through with an Lawrence tayler type blitz and yelled " The price is wrong....

 

[spacekitty]

... and Jerry Springer throws a chair at Drew Carey, saying: .....

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

"Who's line is it now punk!"

 

[spacekitty]

... and continues with: "Your old show smells as bad as those zombies... and is just as dead, too!!"

Drew responds: "....

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

"Time for the fight where the points don't matter." and then Drew runs at Jerry, arms flailing

 

[FranC]

and they both go over the cliff

 

[SmilingSlasher]

when they realize that neither of them is wearing underwear or socks........

 

[Sdh]

They laugh as they splatter on the tundra below them.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Off in the distance Bob Barker and Sally Jesse Raphael sit at a picnic table, laughing at the two people who took their timeslots......

 

[Sdh]

and a evil Dr. Phil plots....

 

[SmilingSlasher]

to have Geraldo open Al Capone's vault AGAIN, just so we can make sure he didn't miss something the first time around.

 

[Prism]

He slowly opened the vault and to his amazement

 

[IThrenodyI]

Five dozen clowns popped out!

 

[FranC]

of the giant oversized baloon