IKV *STORY TIME* Contest!

[AK Aaron]

A peanut shaped smelly log.

 

[spacekitty]

Well, if you've got lemons, make lemonade... so I gathered up all of the lemons and...

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(oops... a little late, but I think it still works... lol)

 

[AK Aaron]

Mmm I thought to myself. Lemonade should help the stench from this log.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

I began squeezing them into a baby pool

 

[sawlight]

But without the sugar giraffe's I had no sugar to sweeten it with.

 

[AK Aaron]

So I reach into my left pocket and pull out....

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

An enormous pack of splenda

 

[AK Aaron]

OH SPLENDA! It's sooo.... Eh...we'll it's...

 

[spacekitty]

YUCK!! Who would ever make lemonade with an artificial sweetener??

 

[AK Aaron]

Good thing my walking stick was actually a piece of sugar cane. I sip the brew and then....

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

it was the most delicious beverage I had ever tried! So tasty that...

 

[SmilingSlasher]

.......I drank it all myself. Then I began to wonder how 3rd person stories manage to become 1st person stories.........."Weird, huh??" I said to myself as I threw the Splenda away.

 

[AK Aaron]

Then I noticed that I have been wasting time. I only have 5 hours to return to Timbuktu ... I put on my..

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

wing cap from super mario

 

[somejerk]

wing cap from super mario

and began jumping on turtles on my way to timbuktu with lemonade still in my hand.

 

[HandbananA]

After a while I decided jumping on turtles was taking too long so I hopped up on the white block, held down for 15 seconds to drop down behind the scenery then started to run so I could get enough speed to fly to the secret area

 

[5cardstud]

Where the real superheroes go to....

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Once there, I ordered a large pizza with Sardines, Peanut Butter and Skittles...........with the crust stuffed full of taco meat and G.I. Joe heads......

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

It was so delicious I began to formulate a DIY juice recipe for just such a flavor. I would need a secret ingredient, however...

 

[SmilingSlasher]

and I knew just where to find it!!!! In between my TOES!!!!!!