IKV *STORY TIME* Contest!

[rbuck9]

to keep it that nice shade of purple they like

 

[spacekitty]

to see oozing out of their open wounds, and

 

[sawlight]

But alas, they were gaining on me! I reached into my pack and grabed my light saber..

 

[Bovinia]

hoping that zombies can be killed by cow spotted laser beams...

 

[5cardstud]

I hit them full blast but alas all I did was knock out their eyes. Now I had them with the ugly eye sockets oozing some kind of filth and their eyes chasing me at wharf....or er Wharp speed when out to my left I....

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

spotted Bruce Lee coming off the set of his last film. He saw the eyeless zombies and...

 

[spacekitty]

...said: "What would George Romero do at a time like this??"

 

[Sdh]

He then remembered he had a zombie kit........

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

the first item in the zombie kit seemed a little unorthodox. It was a...

 

[Sdh]

snickers bar... because one never knows how to.....

 

[spacekitty]

... kill a zombie with chocolate!! So he stuffed 1/2 of the Snickers bar into each of the zombie's empty eye sockets, to see if it would...

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Give them zombie diabetes. Unfortunately it was going to take more than that to stop the zombies...

 

[spacekitty]

So he looked in the kit again to see what else he could use, and found a....

 

[5cardstud]

Cowpie that he was wanting to get out because of the smell so he hit him with both barrels and that horrid creature bit the dust. Upon ridding himself of that bothersome thing he noticed out the rear view mirror of his periscope a .....

 

[tiggerrts]

hoard of spiders coming up the road.

 

[AK Aaron]

Whew, he thought to himself. Good thing I'm in my ikenvape shuttle mod.

 

[AK Aaron]

So through the vape clouds of the unknown he pushed forward only to find himself......

 

[Bovinia]

running low on RY4 and needing to stop and refuel his mod, but...

 

[AK Aaron]

Suddenly and without notice he found himself surrounded by 8 uncommonly small , Flying Virginian trolls with cheap gas station disposable e cigs filled with SZ5 liquid in their right hands. And in their left they had......

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Empty wallets because of the price of disposables. They trolls began closing in on him and began chanting...