IKV *STORY TIME* Contest!
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Its the screams of the last customer to eat from the Taco Bell. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My poor ....!!!!" he screamed!!!
he fell asleep only to be awoken by a herd of cattle that almost crushed him.
He quickly rose to his feet........well, ONE foot and the ripped stub of what used to be the other foot, and hobbles across the pasture to an old farmhouse owned by John Stamos.
He finds John on the porch sobbing "Why did my hot wife leave me for the fat kid from "Stand By Me"???
He finds John on the porch sobbing "Why did my hot wife leave me for the fat kid from "Stand By Me"???
But John wasn't the only one inhabiting the home. It turns out it was actually a full house...
The zombie instantly knew he'd be eating Dave Coulier first!! The role of Uncle Joey should have went to him in his human life.
his brain was filled of thoughts of delicious dumpsterless food.. his mind was wandering so much that he didn't realize...
Many of the full farmhouse inhabitants haven't worked since '95 and began chasing the Leprechauns.
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