You!! You were in front of me on my commute home last night, I'm sure of it. I almost
threw my reo at you when I darted out to pass you (I can do that, see, on account of it being nigh indestructible). Not that you would have seen me, though, with your elbows on your steering wheel and your focus on a little bottle.
Any of the suggestions in here would restore your standing. Now, if we could just figure out how to make twitter autofeeding......