My bad I guess. I went ahead and responded to the form letter I got trying to sign into Whitehouse.gov for the petition. I doubt it's a real email address, but felt good to vent nonetheless. It appears there's multiple threads discussing this now.
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...nse-whitehouse-gov-petition.html#post12958608
I finally got the chance to read it--it's a beautifully written letter, Aikanae.